Teacher: Tony, if I have 5 apples and take 2, how many apples do I have.
Me: Teacher, I know the right answer is three apples, however just for the sake of argument. You just said that you took 2 apples from the 5 apples that were there. So technically you have 3 apples on the table and 2 apples in your hand. So technically you still have 5 apples.
Teacher sent me to the office for being a wiseass
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