Rabbit hole

 Falling down the rabbit hole 

Alice yells:  What can I say I have really fallen for you

Up ahead

The White Rabbit yells back:  F-you bitch

Pizza

 A small pizza for breakfast

A medium pizza for lunch 

A large pizza for dinner 

Wait

What

There's an extra large pizza 

I guess it can be a lite snack

Fire

 Fire burns

Fire refines

Fire reforms

A new tool is born 

Use it wisely

Don't get hurt 

For you're the tool

The tool is you

Refined from the darkness and struggles 

Prepared for the world at large

No longer the same as before 

Better 

Unstoppable

Star Trek

 Space the final frontier 

These are the voyages of the starship What The Fuck 

Our mission to get lost

Go completely crazy 

To boldly go where humanity has never gone before 

So

Smoke some weed 

Buckle up 

Enjoy the ride 

Blast off

And here we go

Peter

 Peter 

Peter 

Mystery reader 

Had a wife but couldn't keep her 

I wonder why

Peter 

Peter 

Chili eater

Had a wife but couldn't keep her 

He farted 

It did smell

then she left him

Far thee well

Fun with music

 You have to fight 

For your right

To use the potty

Wait a second 

WTF

Alright let's try something different 

I'm a cowboy

On a steel horse

I'm wanted covered in flies

WTF is wrong with you 

Let's go with another one 

Some people call me a space cowboy 

Some call me the gangster of doves 

We will try one last time

I want to fly like an eagle to the sea

Fly like an eagle I really need to pee

I give up

Holly

 Holly the hammer 
Meets Steve the arm
They have a son named Stuart Arm and Hammer 

Holly the hammer 
Meets Phill the Mill 
They have a son named John hammer mill

Holly Hammer 

Meets Joe Sledge

They have a son named Peter sledgenammer