Waldo

 Where's Waldo 

How should I know

Firecrackers

 Snowmen and firecrackers 

Need I say moref

Tank

 Plowing through snowmen with a 10 ton tank

Snow flies everywhere

Snakes

 Snakes with rakes and Shake and Bake

Elem st

 Nightmare on Elem st

Sorry dude this is Oak st

Elem St is two more blocks up

Messed up Dr Seuss Titles

 Hurting hears music

Because 

Hurton wears earphones

And ignore the whos in whoville 

1 fish

2 fish

Blow up fish

The reflex

Green kegs and yams

The cat spat in the hat 

How the witch stole Christmas 

I can loo loo can you you

Knot the pop

Fiddle

 Hey diddle diddle

Play drums and the fiddle

Dance and howl at the moon 

The old man laughed to see what sport

He knows the syn will be up soon