Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Mad


 You said I could have cake and ace cream

Well

Where is it

I don't see it anywhere

You're holding out on me aren't you

Insane


 Your misson if you choose to accept

Choose

No I have no choice

Do or die

Don't forget the ties

WTF


Insane

Crazy as a loon

Mad completely mad I say

Yes

About what

Being mad

Being nuts

Being crazy, off your rocker, however you wish to put it

Wonderland

Don't start that


Insane

Tea flows

I know but it helps

To do what

Write it down

You are a clown

Pennywise is the name

You are insane

Thank You

Light

 

Be silly

Be yourself

Don't let others define you

You are who you are for a reason

Believe in yourself

No matter how silly you are

The world needs a light

Be that light for all human kind

Meet

 Hey Dad how did you and Mom meet

We both worked at the truck stop
Your Mother was a waitress
At the local diner
I worked on big rigs in the shop
We talked a little here and there
Then a mutual friend set up a double date with someone they dated at the time
We double dated for a bit and got to know each other
Then we struck out on our own
Movies
Dancing
Concerts
You name it
We went to the park
Got ice cream
Went to fairs
Soon we knew we wanted to be together forever and start a family
We were married on the beach amongst surfers, beach volleyball, and those enjoying time in the sun
It was a beautiful service
No dressed up it was all casual wear
Of course keeping the seagulls out of the food was a chore
And the wave nearly knocked me down when I threw the bouquet

Question

 If it doesn't make sense

Don't say yes
Question
Fight back if needed
Just because they are the boss
Don't mean they are right
Just because they are the ones in charge
Don't make it correct
Bur first make sure you have your info straight
Then
Let loose and give them hell
Peace out

Wacked

 Wacked

Don't fall through the cracks
Or
Don't get hacked
No highjack
Why he could be fun
Shall I Place you on the rack
Only if it's BBQ
Don't forget to keep track of the time
Brine in wine
Fine
Are you blind
Smells like pine
Let your spirit shine
All the time
Don't wine or I will give you something to wine about
Drink beer
Let out a cheer
Make it clear
Comb your beard
You look weird
At least I'm here
Write your rear
Don't shed a tear
Why
You like pie
I prefer my food fryed
Tie dyed
I tried
Hit with a pie
In the eye
No, but close enough
Did you die
WTF
Never mind
Goodbye

Everything

 Put booze in the blender

Return the package to sender
The book we will render
Only if we write it
Just make sure the steaks are tender unlike last time
Play a fender
Now you're talking
Feel the vibes
Speak the jive
Be alive
Wine, wine, wine
All the time
Don't sigh
It will be fine
Have a lot of fun
In the sun
Eat hamburgers on a bun
Burn energy run
Total blast
A funny gasp
I finished last
So what you're not trash
Kiss my ass
Don't be so brass
Sorry, habit
Pass gas
Just laugh
Eat grass
Break the glass
Fall on my ass
Take out the trash
Why must I do everything

Mad

 You said I could have cake and ace cream Well Where is it I don't see it anywhere You're holding out on me aren't you