Monday, August 17, 2026

Christmas caper

 Grandma
A reigndeer 
The case of the century 
Santa v The Grandchildren 

Santas opening statement 
Sorry about what happened. Truly I am..Some Elves got into some bad Eggnog, and went on a joyride

The Grandchildren opening statement 
Yah yah, likely story

Who will win

Farm wedding

 A wedding is held on a farm
The minister gets to the end of the service and state
If anyone knows why these two should not get married, let them speak now or forever hold they're peice
Outside a cow moo
The minister states
Sorry barn animals don't count 
Everyone laughs hysterically 
The cow just chews it's cud

Laugh

 Laugh
Ha
Ha
Ha
Laugh
Ho
Ho
Ho
Laugh
Hee
Hee
Hee
Laugh
Snort
Giggle
Burst at the seams
Laugh
Can't hold it in
Ready to cry
Trying to catch my breathe
Laugh
Rolling on the floor
Tears burst forth
hysterical fits of joy

Crazy

 Crazy
Yep that's me alright
Insane
Lost it
Whatever you like
Crazy
Goofy
Looney Tunes
Take your pick
I have been called worse
I have been called better
But
They all describe ne
Nothing to hide
I bare it all
Nothing to hide
Nothing at all

Sunshine

 Sunshine
Sweet sunshine
I have been in the shadows to long
Though one must walk through the valley sometime
Shadow figures Want to hide
Battle demon
Fight for your life
Finally out of the darkness
Ans
Into sweet, sweet sunshine
Life giving light

Just liked the picture

 


Older

 The older I get
The more I understand
I however refuse to forget
The times in my past
The lesions I learned
The trouble I caused
The fights fought and won
The older I get
I want to remember
Growing up poor
Where I came from
What life means
The older I get
Humansville
Gaduation
Newport News
Virginia Beach
The older I get
The more things change
I need to accept it
That is life

Christmas caper

  Grandma A reigndeer  The case of the century  Santa v The Grandchildren  Santas opening statement  Sorry about what happened. Truly I am.....