Fiddle

 Hey diddle diddle

Play drums and the fiddle

Dance and howl at the moon 

The old man laughed to see what sport

He knows the syn will be up soon

Mouse

 Hickory Dickory Doc

The cow ran up the clock 

Why should the mouse have all the fun

Snuff

 Little Niss Muffet

Knew how to snuff it 

Ah choo

Bless you

Bitchy

The Itchy Bitchy Spider

Didn't you spell that wrong 

Not with this Spider 

Oh the things that come out of its mouth

In the hood

 Little Red Riding Hood

Wrong dude

I'm Little Red in The Hood 

The Threw Bears ain't got nothing on these wolves (Points at the corner behind her)

Willy

We willy winky 

Runs through the town

Lighting fires

Bo peep 

Has no sheep

Does Willy know something 

Little Jack Horner

Sat in the corner

His face covered with Christmas pie

Willy strikes again

Humpty Dumpty

Sat in a wall

Humpty Dumpty 

Had a great full

Did Willy push him

Christmas caper

 Grandma

A reigndeer 

The case of the century 

Santa v The Grandchildren 

Santas opening statement 

Sorry about what happened. Truly I am..Some Elves got into some bad Eggnog, and went on a joyride

The Grandchildren opening statement 

Yah yah, likely story

Who will win