Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Ass

 A little toad once said
Shit happens, man
Shit happens

Auntie

 Auntie Em
And
My Uncle Slim Jim

Noose

 The noise is loose

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty fire free fall 
Humpty Dumpty screeching bird call
Humpty Dumpty wooden doll

Ashes
To
Ashes
Dust
To
Dust
Humpty fell down in the mud 

Wee
Willy
Winky
Runs through the town 
Knocking Humpty Dumpty down 

Jack be nimble 
Jack be quick 
Humpty Dumpty landed on the candle stick

King food

 King food saver 

I didn't know that food was in trouble

Silly

 


Something out of the ordinary everyday
I like to be strange
Little
Lolly pop the dolly
Yet it is all folly

Sound like a loon
It is high noon
Lick the spoon
Love a balloon
Yes the car goes zoom

Monkey bussiness

 


No monkey am I
A cat you can see
A tail and whiskers 
A hat 
A tie
O my
You still think I'm a monkey

Do you hang out with rats
Do you hang out with bats
No
Why a monkey then

Do you hang out with frogs
Do you hang out with hogs
No
Why a monkey then


Ass

  A little toad once said Shit happens, man Shit happens