Mad

 You said I could have cake and ace cream

Well

Where is it

I don't see it anywhere

You're holding out on me aren't you

Insane

 Your misson if you choose to accept

Choose

No I have no choice

Do or die

Don't forget the ties

WTF

Insane

Crazy as a loon

Mad completely mad I say

Yes

About what

Being mad

Being nuts

Being crazy, off your rocker, however you wish to put it

Wonderland

Don't start that

Insane

Tea flows

I know but it helps

To do what

Write it down

You are a clown

Pennywise is the name

You are insane

Thank You

Light

 

Be silly

Be yourself

Don't let others define you

You are who you are for a reason

Believe in yourself

No matter how silly you are

The world needs a light

Be that light for all human kind

Meet

 Hey Dad how did you and Mom meet

We both worked at the truck stop

Your Mother was a waitress

At the local diner

I worked on big rigs in the shop

We talked a little here and there

Then a mutual friend set up a double date with someone they dated at the time

We double dated for a bit and got to know each other

Then we struck out on our own

Movies

Dancing

Concerts

You name it

We went to the park

Got ice cream

Went to fairs

Soon we knew we wanted to be together forever and start a family

We were married on the beach amongst surfers, beach volleyball, and those enjoying time in the sun

It was a beautiful service

No dressed up it was all casual wear

Of course keeping the seagulls out of the food was a chore

And the wave nearly knocked me down when I threw the bouquet

Question

 If it doesn't make sense

Don't say yes

Question

Fight back if needed

Just because they are the boss

Don't mean they are right

Just because they are the ones in charge

Don't make it correct

Bur first make sure you have your info straight

Then

Let loose and give them hell

Peace out

Wacked

 Wacked

Don't fall through the cracks

Or

Don't get hacked

No highjack

Why he could be fun

Shall I Place you on the rack

Only if it's BBQ

Don't forget to keep track of the time

Brine in wine

Fine

Are you blind

Smells like pine

Let your spirit shine

All the time

Don't wine or I will give you something to wine about

Drink beer

Let out a cheer

Make it clear

Comb your beard

You look weird

At least I'm here

Write your rear

Don't shed a tear

Why

You like pie

I prefer my food fryed

Tie dyed

I tried

Hit with a pie

In the eye

No, but close enough

Did you die

WTF

Never mind

Goodbye

Everything

 Put booze in the blender

Return the package to sender

The book we will render

Only if we write it

Just make sure the steaks are tender unlike last time

Play a fender

Now you're talking

Feel the vibes

Speak the jive

Be alive

Wine, wine, wine

All the time

Don't sigh

It will be fine

Have a lot of fun

In the sun

Eat hamburgers on a bun

Burn energy run

Total blast

A funny gasp

I finished last

So what you're not trash

Kiss my ass

Don't be so brass

Sorry, habit

Pass gas

Just laugh

Eat grass

Break the glass

Fall on my ass

Take out the trash

Why must I do everything