Word puns

 The fruit is ripe 

Don't forget to wripe 

You're right 

Please write 

The snow is white 

Turn on the light 

Eat a lite snack

Those are some pretty sights

The Internet has some great sites 

I listen to Rao music 

Don't forget to wrap the gifts

Life

 I know it means nothing to you 

The drawing 

The poetry

The story telling 

It may mean nothing to you 

But it is normal for me

What you see as an annoyance 

I see as part of a normal life

Food fun

 Pickle me pink

Relish the thought 

Hurry and ketchup 

Mustard the faith 

Onion on your side my friend

Don't Grape over haters

Give them a Raspberry and move on

Long

 

I think I have been in this wheelchair for long 

Fun with food

 Lettuce go

Don't be so radish, think before you do 

Well I got myself in a pickle said the cucumber 

Carrot me if I'm wrong

Garth Vader

 Darth Vader meets Garth Brooks 

Darth Brooks

Or

Garth Vader

You choose

Bog

 The frog

Was eaten by the dog 

Who splashed around in the bog