Thursday, July 25, 2024

Speed Dial

 Son:  Dad, I feel a disturbance in the fork


Dad:  Son get the phone ready


From the kitchen they hear: I'm making veggie burgers,  who wants a couple


Dad:  Son, now you see why I have Pizza Hut on speed dial

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