A long time ago
In a galaxy far away
A former Sith lord named Vader
Was flying his sleigh
The sleigh was cozy and red
Pulled by AT walkers
It streaked across the sky
Bringing toys to each planet
As it sped by
Not a child went without
There were no shedding of tears
For Vader saw to it
That everyone had a merry Christmas this years
From far distance star systems
To outer rim moons
Vader will visit
There will be toys soon
From spaceport to an Orphanage
No child was left out
Santa Vader found them
And then a gift he'd hand out
Once a nasty mean scrooge
Under the Evi Emperor's control
However Vader broke free
From the stooges hold
With the help of his son
Luke was his name
The Emperor was defeated
Vader's freedom was regained
No longer a Sith
Nor a Jedi was he
With his life draining fast
Immortality was granted
When a new mission was fashioned
By Santa himself
Yes jolly St. Nick
Vader joined the crew
To spread Christmas joy
His lightsaber which once glowed bright red with hate
Now flashes red and green to show the Christmas way
No longer a tool of death and destruction
Now a beacon of hope and good cheer for all to see
Every year someone is chosen to ride along on the gift giving flight
An Ewock
A Wooky
A Droid
A special girl or boy
Luke and Leia have both taken the trip
Hans and Yoda as well
Even Obi-Wan and Vader's Grandchildren
This is just a small list of those know to have ridden
Yhere have been and will be many more unknown to you and Mr
Who will hope on the sleigh and ride through the galaxy
Handing out toys with Vader
Where the Death Star had once in space
What appears to be a giant tree ornament now floating in it's place
Here is Vader's HQ.
Where toys our made
To be given out on Christmas day
The toys are made by droids
As well as reformed storm troppers
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