Thursday, January 4, 2018

Monkey (Humor)

The exotic monkey dances in the fruit salad, singing Elvis songs, and claiming to be the king of the world

I wonder what would happen if I gave a monkey a banana laced with LSD

The monkey howles at midnight
Why does it howel?
No one knows for sure
Some say it is for a lost love
Some say it is the pain of regret
Still others say it was the bad bananas he had for dinner

The monkey flies
The bird cries
For the monkey has stolen it's wings

Monkey eats bananas while sitting in a punch bowl wearing a cowboy hat


Monkey swings through trees while holding vine in one hand and a cattle prod in the other

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