Finding Religion

Them:"Tony can you help me find religion?" Me:"Sure, where did you last see it at." Them:"Very funny wiseguy." Then we start talking faith. Them: "Tony, can you help me find religion?" Me: "Sure, go down two blocks hang a left. Go down two blocks hang another left, go down two blocks hang another left. Go two blocks you found it.?" Them: But that would bring me back here." Me: "You found me, now what can I help you with." Them:" You are a funny guy." Then we start talking faith