Little Mrs. Muffet sat on a barstool drinking the day away
Along came an outsider
Who sat down beside her
Mrs. Muffet sprayed him with mace and then walked away
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Little boy blue was making some stew for the dinner table galore
The folks gathered round
They started chowing down
Then asked where he got the meat
You remember the sheep in the meadow
You remember the cows in the corn
If you do
I won't say no more
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Three blind mice
Three blind mice
Who play jazz
Who play jazz
Entertaining all around
With their music and funky sound
You can watch them once a day or thrice
Three funky jazz playing mice
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Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
For the mice on the dock he did play
He lead them along
The mice dancing to the song
Then missteped and dropped into the bay
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Mary had a little van
Little van
Little van
Mary had a little van
That blew up lots of smoke
Mary was always broke
Always broke
Always broke
Mary was always broke
So she left it on the road
Now Mary's walking home
Walking home
Walking home
Now Mar's Walking home
And she don't give a damn
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Jack and Jill had some thrills
Under the covers one night
Jack went down
And with a frown Jill said
Honey that don't feel right
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Little Bo Peep began to weep
Because of the growing baby inside her
A rollercoaster ride
Of emotional tides
Pregnancy is not a thrilling adventure
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Marry ran a little scam
Little scam
Little scam
Marry ran a little scam
The police arrested her
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Little boy blue
Say that it's true
Bo Peep is your main squeeze
Little Mrs Muffet
Might have a nice taffet
But Peep really knows how to please
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Little Mrs. Muffet
Knew Jimmy Buffet
They drank Margaritas all day
They chilled along
To the island sing
A true parrot head all the way
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Jack told Jill
With a shrill
You're a bitch of every season
Jill told Jack
With a smack
You S.OB. You're the reason
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Humpty Dumpty drank all day
Humpty Dumpty started to sway
Know you know
How he fell off the wall that day
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