Bones

 

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Happy Halloween

 Sang to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" bt The Beatles 

We dress up as ghosts and ghouls 

From door to door the candy rules

Trick or treat and other chears

Children's laughter hits your ears

Hope you have a happy Halloween 

Happy Halloween 

Happy Halloween 

Hope you have a happy Halloween 

Happy Halloween 

Happy Halloween

Campfire Tales

 Sang to the tune of "Fatbottom Girls" by Queen 

Oh, we gather here tonight

To tell stories by campfire light

Oh put a chill up my spine,while stories go round and round

We gather in this Glen

For tales we are to spin

About ghosts and gobblins of every kind

So by campfire light

While the moon is still in flight

Come hear this tale of mine

Oh, we gather here tonight

To tell stories by campfire light

Oh put a chill up my spine,while stories go round and round

Bust a gut

 Sang to the tune of "Another Rides The Bus" by Queen

You tell a joke, I grin from ear to ear

Then I laugh so hard, I fall down on my rear

I'm rolling across the floor

Tears string my eyes

I can barely breath,  I think I'm gonna die

... I think I bust a gut

... I think I bust a gut

I laugh so hard

I laugh so hard

I think I bust a gut

Hey, you tell a good joke

I think I bust a gut

I'm rolling on the floor, I just peed my pants

I'm laughing so hard, I can't even stand

You told a funny joke

That is for sure

I'll still be laughing, when they roll me out the door

... I think I bust a gut

... I think I bust a gut

I laugh so hard

I laugh so hard

I think I bust a gut

Hey, you tell a good joke

I think I bust a gut

Where are my eggs

 Sang to the tune of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys

I like to eat here

The service, brings much cheer

But something wrong with my plate

They couldn't get my oder straight

I see, you brought the bacon

I see, you brought the pancakes 

I see, you brought the hashbrowns 

But, where the fuck are my eggs?

A little coffee and some juice

Whatever helps you get through

But something wrong with my plate

They couldn't get my oder straight

I see, you brought the bacon

I see, you brought the pancakes 

I see, you brought the hashbrowns 

But, where the fuck are my eggs?

Give it away

 Sang to the tune of "Give It Awsy" by The RedHot Chilipeppers

I won't give it away,give it away, give it away Now

I won't give it away, give it away, give it away Now

I won't give it away, give it away, give it away Now

Show me I can trust you.  That's the way this deal goes down

Chicken fried

 Sang to the tune of "Cherry Pie" by Warrant

I love my chicken fried

Crispy on the outside juicy inside

Mashed potatoes with gravy on the side

When I have my chicken fried

I Gave You My Heart

 I gave you my heart

But

Instead you dropped it

And watched it shattered into a million pieces

While you stood there laughing

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