Bust a gut

 Sang to the tune of "Another Rides The Bus" by Queen

You tell a joke, I grin from ear to ear

Then I laugh so hard, I fall down on my rear

I'm rolling across the floor

Tears string my eyes

I can barely breath,  I think I'm gonna die

... I think I bust a gut

... I think I bust a gut

I laugh so hard

I laugh so hard

I think I bust a gut

Hey, you tell a good joke

I think I bust a gut

I'm rolling on the floor, I just peed my pants

I'm laughing so hard, I can't even stand

You told a funny joke

That is for sure

I'll still be laughing, when they roll me out the door

... I think I bust a gut

... I think I bust a gut

I laugh so hard

I laugh so hard

I think I bust a gut

Hey, you tell a good joke

I think I bust a gut