Where are my eggs

 Sang to the tune of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys

I like to eat here

The service, brings much cheer

But something wrong with my plate

They couldn't get my oder straight

I see, you brought the bacon

I see, you brought the pancakes 

I see, you brought the hashbrowns 

But, where the fuck are my eggs?

A little coffee and some juice

Whatever helps you get through

But something wrong with my plate

They couldn't get my oder straight

I see, you brought the bacon

I see, you brought the pancakes 

I see, you brought the hashbrowns 

But, where the fuck are my eggs?