Sleep

 

Good night 
Party
Until dawn 
Drink up
Dance
Play it loud
Make sure the neighborhood knows

Good night 
What's that
A hang over and some Jack
Bring on the captain 
Jose my friend 
Whatever your poison 
Drink up 

Eat food
Party all night
Until you get it right
Pass out
Sleep
Dream 
Dawn will come

Bolivar Park

 

MY child

 My child 
Taking me to a firework stand is like a kid being in a candy store 
So much I want, but what is your Budget 
Fusk The budget 
Buy
Buy
Buy

My child 
Just the sparks alone are worth it
But smoke bombs
Firecrackers
Snakes
M-180
(If you knew where to find them) Cherry bombs

The food 
Watermelon 
Potato salad 
BBQ 
Baked beans 

Beer
Wine coolers
Kool aid 
Hawin paunch
Soda
Of course 

Music
Laughter 
Dance
Jokes

My child 
We would make a day of it
Games played
Bottle rockets 
Other stuff going on
It was fun
It was chaos
It was awesome

Beer run

 

Nope
Not a sign for me
Beer run

1 week to long
I week
1 paycheck gone

Beer

Illegal 
Shit it's the cops

Beer run

Well are you
Beer run
Rev up the engine 
Rev it up

Take off
Let's go 
Adventure bound 
Let's just not go to jail

Bullies

 

Bullies
Bullies
Everywhere 
Let me drink your blood

Cause me any trouble 
And I'll castrate everyone 

(You're dealing with a farm hand deal with it)

Moonshine

 

Moonshine
The devil's drink 
Burns your throat going down 
Wakes you up
Hits the spot
Until the Stillery explodes

Run from the cops
Hop in the truck 
Go man
Don't slow down 

Toad

 

Car breaks down 
Call for a toad truck 

Sunset

 

Wheatland

 At the Wheatland speedway
Can't hear anything 
But
Can feel the Rev if the engine and the vibes of the cars passing by.  All in all I count that as good

Just liked the picture

 

Clean thoughts

 think clean thoughts Tony
Nope ain't gonna happen 

Think clean thoughts Tony 
Dirty deeds done dirt cheep

Think clean thoughts Tony 
Sorry the washing machine broke

 
Think clean thoughts Tony 
Leave me out to dry

Think clean thoughts Tony 
You're joking right 

Think clean thoughts Tony 
There's not enough dish soap for my brain

Good night

 Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Moon beams a balcony in the stars

A treasure chest
Pirate's gold
Rubies
Sapphire 
Diamonds
Jewelry never seen before 
A space cowboy 
Chasing cattle through the stars

Or

A lawman keeping peace on a distant planet 
Whatever you dream 
It is yours

Crazy

 Mad   
No
Crazy 
No
insane 
No

It all depends on how you look at it 
I am normal me
But
To someone else I could be completely off it
So it's all in perspective 

Mad
No
Crazy 
No
Insane 
No

Knock the blues away

 Smile
Grin
Laugh 

Whatever it takes
To knock the blues away 
Joke

Cry
Chuckle 
Gasp

Whatever it takes 
To knock the blues away
Drink

Party
Eat
Dance

Whatever it takes 
To knock the blues away 

Sleep

Dream
Snooze 
Snore

Whatever it takes 
To knock the blues away

Pizza

 The pizza has landed 
Where
Over there
Next to the bushes
Yes

And you still want it
How else you expect to see a flying pie if you don't throw it 

Pizza pie

Pizza my eye
You're looking to close stupid
Flying pie
Pizza fling

Peace

 Smile
Giggle 
Peace 
Laugh
Joke

Play games
Play music 
Dance

Friends forever 
May not see each other as much as we'd like 
But when we do
It's a gas
A fun time had

Crazy

 Black rain
Purple paint
Want to faint

To late
To late you say
Gone a stray
At least you're walking away a winner 

Thanks for dinner 

Blender 
On a binder
A drunken blender
Now that's crazy

Hound dog

 I ain't nothing but a hound dog
Just crying all the time 
I ain't nothing but a hound dog
Just crying all the time 
I am very hungry 
And I know it's past supper time

Slice

 You ever look at a slice of pizza and think about something else , or is that just me

Fun

 When they said this surgery would cost an arm and a leg they ment it.  I guess I'm now half the man I was 

Ps.  No surgery, just having fun

Joe

 I want to squeeze your tits until milk starts to flow

Thinking about dairy cowd

Again aren't you
Shit how did you know Joe

Rub A Dub Dub

 Buffalo squat
WTF
Butter balls
WTF
Peanut butter dip
WTF

Dude what have been smoking 
Ham mostly 
Some brisket as well 
F-you 
Whatever 

Anyone for football 
Where did that come from
Punted from the left field 
Let's do the finger wave
No
Why not
Peace 

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
The baker and the candle stick maker are fine
It's the butcher I'm worried about

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
Mother goose had a sick mind

Silly string

 Silly string fight
Join the fun 
Ouch!
Don't throw the cans please

Disney

 Bananas in pajamas 
Telatubiies 
Blue
Barney

Sesame Street 
Pooh and kanga and Roo
Mickey mouse
Minnie mouse

Donald and Daisy Duck

The time to be a kid
When Disney really meant something 
Not like it is now

History

 Students as we study history, let us remember we are making history everyday 
We can study the past
But don't forget 
History is being made all around us

Train of Boos

 

Train
Train
Train
Train of Boos

The Dirt Road

 

The Dirt Road
The ole Country lane
How many miles did I walk in the rain

We were just kids
We lived miles apart
You start up the road
I start down the road
We meet half way
Then the fun start

walking creak beds
Climbing trees
Spooking cows
Whatever we please

Then we'd say goodbye
We'd go our seperate ways

Fireworks

 

Boom
Fizal
Pop
Sparks fly
Pretty colors in the sky

Celebrate our country
Celebrate with joy
Make lots of noise
Light up the sky

Friends
Family
Music
Food
Good times
Good vibes
Peace to you

Prank

 

What are you mad at me for
You pulled the prank
So it backfired
Take a joke man

Pin

 

Blindfold on
Spin you around a few times
Now pin the tail on the Donkey
Shit
Not on me Stupid

Going Crazy

 

Why Me
Why Not
Am I talking to myself
Sometimes you need an expert, but yes
I am going crazy
No you are not
How would you know
Because you haven't blown a fuse yet
O wait
There it goes
Now you're crazy

Amazing

 You are Amazing

You are you
There is no one else like you in the word
You are the only you

Shine
Shine bright
Bright as the star you are
for you are a star

Never let others define you
Define yourself
You rule

Good Vibes

 

Good day sunshine
Good Day sunshine
No trash
Smoke the peace pipe and move on

Taco Joe's
WTF
Sorry
Well I guess you can have good vibes while eating tacos
See you're starting to catch on

Halloween

 

The Time is coming
Be prepared
Candy
Sweets
To solve the demons inside

Party
Drink the witch's brew
Bob for Apples
Dance to

Snacks
Fun
a ghost or two
A flying Jack-o-Lantern- goes BOO

Trick or treat smell my feet
Go On I dare you
Warning
They won't smell sweet

Fly

 

Finally got that fly

Taco park

 Taco park
Burrito slides
Salsa waterfall 
Corn tortillas maze
Enchilada rollercoaster

Party

 The weekend
Party
Fun with friends 
Drink up
Dance to the music 
Fun 
Fun 
Fun 

Party all day and into the night 
Never stop
Blood pumping 
Excitement 
Chills
Thrills
You never know 
Happy weekend you all

Good night

 Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Fairies, Elves, and finer things 
Deal es
Hobbits 
Men as well 

Giant ogers 
Evil wizards casting spells
Then there are creatures with no names
Locked in the shadows 
But deadly all the same

Anyways 
Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Peace out

My child

 MY child 
When you were born 
I was 21 and living in Springfield

I worked at Target stocking selves and helping customers when needed 
Then I worked at Cox North Hospital delivering carts and washing dishes 
Then at Shoney's washing dishes 
My last job was a Walmart gathering carts and helping customers 

Between my real jobs.  I took on a few side jobs
Bouncer at a club.  Not one of the biggest or meanest, but I had my ways
Farm hand.  Fix fence move cattle try not to get myself killed
Poet yes I know it is not really a job unless you get paid
I got paid good for my words

Then there were the stuff that just happened 
Delivery of a baby while trapped in an elevator 
Pushing people out of the way of a speeding vehicle 
Or giving CPR when needed 

My child 
A few 
But
Many more to tell

Twigs

 Twigs for brains she said 
Kindle the fire was my response

You have twigs for brains she said 
Just call me the scarecrow I responded

She shouted you have twigs for brains 
I shouted back all the more to go insane

She said I have twigs for brains 
I learned to dance in life's rain I said

You have twigs for brains she laughed 
Dam you I said

She retorted you have twigs for brains 
So build a frame I suggested 

She said these jokes were lame
What do you accept I HAVE TWIGS FOR BRAINS

Tatoons

 A cross between tattoos and cartoons, tatoons

Belly

 The deeper I wonder 
The further I go
Mystery after mystery unfold

A snack to fill the tummy 
Shake it like a bowl full of jelly

The soldier

 To fight
To fight to the end
Last breath 
Blood and guts spilling out

To fight 
To give my all
Every once I have
Freedom 
Glorious freedom 

By the dawn's early light
Rockets red glare
Heart
Soul
Passion 

For those I love
For those I don't 
For those I will never meet 
I fight for you all

McDonald's

 McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Big Mac and fries
A coke
Apple pie 
BBQ sauce 

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Ronald 
Hamburger
Mayor Mcheese
And the rest

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Playpen
Hamburger stools 
Birthday parties 
Balloons 

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
You have lost your way
What was once a fun.place
Now
Just another stop along the way

Key

Good night 

Sweet dreams 

Moon beams and apple pie

Your imagination holds the key

Use it wisely

Trmpted

 Time to tell on myself 

At Walmart earlier.  I very much wanted to take a Funoodle out of the box and give a young lady a love bump with it. Instead I played it safe, left the Funoodle alone, but still acted as if I was going to hit her over the head with it.  I even make little whacking sounds 

But I was tempted to do a love bump

War

Snoopy

Root beer in hand

Flying googles and scarf

In a little french cafe you sit

Forget the war

Forget The Red Baron

Drink up

Mourn those you have lost

Curse the war

Blood flows like wine

Tears fall like rain

Pain hurts

A broken heart

A broken soul

will this war last forevef

Hat

The hat walking don the street
What
I said the hat walking down the street
Is a cat in that hat
A bat or a rat
No cat, bat, or rat

A Tat in that hat
How about a Matt in that hat
A flat
A fat flat
Well crap

Trucker

 Trucker

What's your 20 good buddy
Interstate 70 headed East
Kc to St. Louis at least

What's your 40

Ten miles West of St. Louis

Th Arch is in sight

Stop at a chock and puke grbabed some lunch
Fuel for my mule and ready to roll
Shit
Got a Pole on my tail
What's up officer
I caught you doing a 10-100
When you got to go you got to go
Yeha but out of your truck
I will fine you Just don't let me catch you doing it again

Back on the road and ready to go
Blow your horn
Honk
Honk
Thank you
Man I need some 420

White Rabbit

 Gather all while ye may
Go crazy
Roll in hay
Burn baby burn 
The torch is lit
Did you see where the white rabbit went

Meant

 You can't untuck what had already been fucked 
The boat has landed 
All ashore who is going ashore 
Wait 
Sorry 
Not what you meant

Hump day

 Hump
Hump
Hoo
Have fun
Have a great day 
Loop the loop

Fruit loops
Groovy tunes
Fruit by the foot
Lollypops and Skittles 
Bunches of ice cream

Wish

 

wish upon a falling star
Means nothing as to who you are
Twinkle
Twinkle in the night
Beware the light
Beware the light

Wake

 Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Sleep among the moon beans
A balcony in the stars await
Sweetest dreams until you wake

Bob

 Racoon

You're my friend
Racoon
You're my friend

Bob is a racoon
Most see him as a threat
Yes he eats trash
Sometimes he is found in the bin
Bob knows it's me

I like Bob hanging on the wall
I won't list the details
but
Bob is where he belongs

Hippie

 One end of the country to another

Peace
Good vibes
Friends

Rock out
Feel the love
No time for hate
No time for hurt

Roll in the hsy
Kiss your cares away
Barnyard
or
Backyard
Fun, Fun, Fun

Joy Juice
Weed
Heaven calling
Will you accept the charges

Grill

 Light the fire

Make sure it is nice and hot
Bring on the grill
what'll we have tonight

Join

 Join the wild

Join the whimsy
Have fun and don't look back

Brink

 How many times have I crossed it

Putting my sanity on the line
Fun yes at the time

The damage is done
There is no turning back
Step over the brink
Take a drink
Fall into the pit

Food Puns

 Let's taco about it

Why not

Letece pray

Cheese you later

Onion you forgetting something

I'll squash you

I relish the thought

Pizza in the sky with diamonds

Forget the pasta keep your mind on the present

No more corny jokes

Peas forgive me

A ship

 A ship at sail

A star to guide the way
A hardy crew

Adventure bound
Come what may
If we live to dee the next day
If not what have we lost
Nothing

The world is out there
Much to dee
Much to do
Just try me

Fun

 In Springfield after my PT appointment 
I held up my hands and rolled back a few feet toward Primrose 
Funny maybe 
Wired deffenantly 
But it was fun

Good morning

 Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Rise and shine 
The whole day through 
May you be blessed 
In all you do 

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Blast off have a good time
You never know what you will find
Bear, monkeys, a porque pine
Never know so just try

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Fallow the rainbow and it colorful hues
Walk with whipped cream and ice cream to
Plant a jelly bean and see what grew
Crazy I'm not how about you

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you

Bay

 Sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the sun slip away 
Cool drink in my hand 
Listening to a local band
Munching on snacks 
Your cares float away

Red

 Red
The color of passion 
Red
The color of blood

You choose the insanity 
Choose wisely

Bugs

 Run them down 
Run them down 
They can run
But they can't hide

Rev up the engine 
Let it roar
Hold on for a wild ride
While we explore
Things in the way
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud know what to do 
Run over the fucker and move on
We got a lot to do

So buckle up and hold on tight 
You won't soon forget this ride

WTF

 Space the final frontier 
These are voyages of the starship WTF
Their mission 
Smoke weed 
Party hardy
Blast off
Have fun

Twinkle

 Twinkle 
Twinkle 
Little star 
Up above the world so far
Look down as we pray
Star dust
And golden rays 

Silent night 
Holly light
Fire burns bright
Burn baby burn 
Light the torch within 
Let this adventure begin 

Twinkle 
twinkle 
Little star 
Look down as we pray 
Star dust 
And golden rays

Dog

 A dog
Man's best friend 
Cleaned up
Ship shape
But
What 
O what adventures a wait

Black Train

 Black train
Black train 
Keep on moving 
Keep chugging along 

Let nothing stop you 
Or 
Get in your way
You will make it one day 

Black train 
Smoke puffing away 
A ghost train 
Souls, spirit, and haunts 
May you find  rest one day

Let nothing stop you 
Or
Get in your way 
You will make it one day 

A mourn fully haunting cry
As the whistle sounds
Forever roll down eternity"s track
Never stop
Never rest

Let nothing stop you 
Or
Get in your way
You will make it one day

St. Peppers

 One
Won
Wrong 
And st. Peppers dances the fandango

Food dance

 Waltz with a waffle 
Fandango with fries
Hip hop with soda pop
Tango with tacos

Hipo

 Hippos in Holindase sauce
Shrimp in A Thousand Island Dressing 
And the Pink Panther is still missing

Dance

 Hi
You don't know me 
But that's ok
I don't have any clue either 

Peace
Popcorn 
Music
Fun
Twilight bon fires burn
Dance in tribal fashion 
Lollypops and lullu

Wait
? 
Never mind 

I lost track
Then we end
End what
This poem
Goodbye

Groovy

 Rainbow bright 
Out of sight 
Good vibes 
Groovy 

Peace 
Paint
Love
Groovy 

Bigfoot

 Warning 
Bigfoot has been spotted in the area 
So I have big feet shut up

Monday

 The week starts 
New dreams
New hopes
The possibilities are endless 

Toss

 Toss 
Turn
Am I awake
Am I asleep 
Or
Somewhere in between 

Wonderland

 Welcome 
Welcome 
The show is about to begin 
Mad hatter 
Alice
March hare 
To start things off

The Catapiller speaks advice 
Good vibes 
Good vibes 
The Chose cat does a disappearing act

Come one
Cone all
You'll have a ball

Electric Mayhem

 Electric Mayhem
Electric Mayhem 
Beat the drums

Keyboard 
Saxophone 
Guitar 
Vocals

Groovy tunes for groovy times
Peace 
Love
Music 
Muppets 

Luigi

 Luigi 
Mario's brother 
Not as famous 
Maybe 
But just as important to the legacy 

Dig

 Dig
Dig
Shovel 
Shovel 
Pile on the dirt

Let's go
Let's go 
Hurry up
Ain't got all day