Laugh

 

Laugh until it hurts

Laugh until your belly bursts

Chuckle

Grin

Smirk

Gasp

Whatever your style let it out

Giggle

Spit

Snort

Slap your knee

Let it out

We all need a good laugh

A gas

Tears welling up

Our skin turning red

Explode with laughter

Heart pounding

Can't breathe

World spinning

Stop the merry-go-round please

Crazy

 

Crazy

Insane

Off my rocker

Completly bonkers

Fun

Having a blast

While passing gas

Oops, sorry there I go again

Wanna spin

You might win

You never know until you try

Never mind

What

Find

Just out of my mind

I love me

I love me

I dance

I dance

I love me

I love me

Hugs and kisses

Hugs and kisses

Am I crazy

Define the woord

Football

 

Football season is coming

Groovy

 

Only in our dreams are we truly free

Dream high Snoopy

Charlie I just ate muffin, shut the hell up while the world spins around us

Groovy Snoopy Groovy

Far out in space that is where I want to be Charlie

Uh

 WTF?

Coffee

 

We need to bake more muffins

We need more donuts as well

How do expect me to run this place

And don't forget the coffee

My Child

 My child

Ketchup

Brown sugar

Ber or cola

Whatever else

Dressed up up ketchup

But some damn good sauce

We BBQed

Neighbors BBQED

We all brought a side dish

Children played

Yes, block parties were common

Company picnics to

The athe internet

Nobody trusts no one no more

People hide behind locked doors ahead of what the world has in store (Watermelon I hope)

Sorry about that

The Great Wipe happened

We lost ourselves

The world moved on

My child

Yes

We had bullies

Yes

We had thugs (or hoods as we called them)

But

There were far more good people back then

Crosby,Steals, Nash,and Young

 Crosby

Steals a Nash
Stay young

Mad

 You said I could have cake and ace cream

Well

Where is it

I don't see it anywhere

You're holding out on me aren't you

Insane

 Your misson if you choose to accept

Choose

No I have no choice

Do or die

Don't forget the ties

WTF

Insane

Crazy as a loon

Mad completely mad I say

Yes

About what

Being mad

Being nuts

Being crazy, off your rocker, however you wish to put it

Wonderland

Don't start that

Insane

Tea flows

I know but it helps

To do what

Write it down

You are a clown

Pennywise is the name

You are insane

Thank You

Light

 

Be silly

Be yourself

Don't let others define you

You are who you are for a reason

Believe in yourself

No matter how silly you are

The world needs a light

Be that light for all human kind

Meet

 Hey Dad how did you and Mom meet

We both worked at the truck stop

Your Mother was a waitress

At the local diner

I worked on big rigs in the shop

We talked a little here and there

Then a mutual friend set up a double date with someone they dated at the time

We double dated for a bit and got to know each other

Then we struck out on our own

Movies

Dancing

Concerts

You name it

We went to the park

Got ice cream

Went to fairs

Soon we knew we wanted to be together forever and start a family

We were married on the beach amongst surfers, beach volleyball, and those enjoying time in the sun

It was a beautiful service

No dressed up it was all casual wear

Of course keeping the seagulls out of the food was a chore

And the wave nearly knocked me down when I threw the bouquet

Question

 If it doesn't make sense

Don't say yes

Question

Fight back if needed

Just because they are the boss

Don't mean they are right

Just because they are the ones in charge

Don't make it correct

Bur first make sure you have your info straight

Then

Let loose and give them hell

Peace out

Wacked

 Wacked

Don't fall through the cracks

Or

Don't get hacked

No highjack

Why he could be fun

Shall I Place you on the rack

Only if it's BBQ

Don't forget to keep track of the time

Brine in wine

Fine

Are you blind

Smells like pine

Let your spirit shine

All the time

Don't wine or I will give you something to wine about

Drink beer

Let out a cheer

Make it clear

Comb your beard

You look weird

At least I'm here

Write your rear

Don't shed a tear

Why

You like pie

I prefer my food fryed

Tie dyed

I tried

Hit with a pie

In the eye

No, but close enough

Did you die

WTF

Never mind

Goodbye

Everything

 Put booze in the blender

Return the package to sender

The book we will render

Only if we write it

Just make sure the steaks are tender unlike last time

Play a fender

Now you're talking

Feel the vibes

Speak the jive

Be alive

Wine, wine, wine

All the time

Don't sigh

It will be fine

Have a lot of fun

In the sun

Eat hamburgers on a bun

Burn energy run

Total blast

A funny gasp

I finished last

So what you're not trash

Kiss my ass

Don't be so brass

Sorry, habit

Pass gas

Just laugh

Eat grass

Break the glass

Fall on my ass

Take out the trash

Why must I do everything

Mind

 Your mind is bent

You know Trent

Did you see where he went

Nope

Fine, pitch the tent

The money was lents

You wanna give me a hint

Drink sprite

Root beer floats

What a dope

No it doesn't float

I was talking about the snack dumbass

And you have appointment

With Dr pepper

Insane

 O beautiful the Pecan pie

Gabs and gabs of whipped cream

Mountain dew mejesty

Above all insane

Hysteria

Hysteria

Go insanity

Purple haze

Understood

From craziness and pride

O beautiful neon blue

Over rakes the sky

Neon orange violet to

And a cherry pie

Hysteria

Hysteria

Freedom in the rain

Well monkeys sing a melody

Smoke pot and go insane

Burger

 Greasey burger

Melted cheese

Crispy bacon and onion

Mushrooms

Lettuce

Tomato

Welcome friends

Grab a beer

We got fries

Eat up

Eat up

Gorge until you're full

Games

Laughter

A great time had by all

Come join the fun

Be a part of the gang

We're all family here

Full House

 I live in a Full House

Never forget that Family Matters

We might have some Growing Pains

But our Family Ties are strong

Blaster

 You're a disaster

With a blaster

Don't get stuck in the plaster

Obey your master

Run faster

A lot of flowers

Give you power

Don't forget to take a shower

Covered in flour

Play the music louder

You're the founder

No more

You sore

What a bore

The shirt is torn

The child is born

Blow the horn

No more

Close the door

Fall on the floor

2 by 4

Strike the board

Sound a cord

Write on the board

What a hoard

No more please

I can't breathe

I'm begging to wheeze

Feel the breeze

Don't freaze

I believe

I'm done

Thank you

Dear God

 Dear God in Heaven

Mend our souls

From the rotten fruit

Into something good

All praise to you

Amen

Call the roll

 Call the roll

What's the number

No

No

No

Take attendance

Take it where

No

No

No

Make sure all your students are present

Not past or future

No

No

No

Make sure all your students are here

Rather than there

Forget it

Thank you

Eat

 Pile it on

Chinese
Mexican
American
Italian
Food is food
Let's eat

Blow up the bridge

 All enemies slain

You win the game

But

Keep on your guard

Take charge

Blow up the bridge

What

That way you can't cross it again

Ok that makes sense I guess

Well

Life hits hard

Don't back down

Take control

And barrel roll

What

Sorry never mind

Stand your ground

Fight for your rights

Frightful ain't it

You're at it again

Peace out

And piece of cake

F you

Pizza

 What do we want

Pizza

When do we want it

Now

They chant

Waving signs

What do we want

Pizza

When do we want it

Now

They sing songs as they march

Slogan after slogan

To get the food they want

What do we want

pizza

When do we want it

Now

Separate lives

Each an individual

Own feelings and taste

Own character and style

Yet

Join together for this one cause

Hand in hand

Voice to voice

United

Never broken

The Great Wipe

 My child let me tell you a story

Long before the great wipe

Toilet paper stretched for miles

Rows upon rows

You couldn't go nowhere and not find it

Toilet paper was everywhere just for the picking

There was enough to waste

Toilet paper on trees

Toilet paper on houses

Toilet paper on cars

People wrapped up in entire rolls

It was a wonderful time

What happened dad

People got greedy

Fires

Wars

Fist fights

All for a single square of tissue

Blood flowed

Broken bones

Even deaths

Just to wipe your ass

Police

Army

National Guard

Swat team

They were all called to control the crowd

FBI

Secret service

ATF

Were also called in

It was mad

Violence everywhere

Nowhere to run and hide

Defence was up to you and you only

Scary

Yes

Barley survived

We were lucky

We knew how to fight

Knowing each day could be the last

How did you survive

I hid rolls

Helped where needed

Killed a few

Fought backwards

That's how

Wow dad

Must have been scary back then

Your Mother and I

Feared for our lives

People even were robbing houses just for toilet paper and nothing else

So yes we had reason to fear

What about the Government

Dad

They caused it

Raised prices so high

You had to be rich just to buy a pack

That's why people hoarded what they could

Stormed the stores and took all the toilet paper they could

Pushing

Shoving

Isles turn apart upside down or just removed

Desperate for toilet paper they were

People were crazy

People were insane

People were stupid

Over a single square to wipe your ass

My Child

 My child

Before cell phones

Yes there was a time

No caller ID

A great time for prank phone calls

Because

Who was on the other end

Who knew

Payphones were everywhere

You had to have change

And the right amount

To make a call

The mall

The airport

Restaurants

Gas stations

You couldn't go anywhere without seeing a pay phone

Atarie

Nintendo

Dream cast

PlayStation

My child remember those

Remember this was before the Internet

This was before the Great wipe

No

Didn't think so

Mario

Duck hunt

Golden axe

Sonic

Excite bike

Link

Pitfall

Pac-Man

And many, many others

My child

We used to hold game nights

Shoots and Ladders

Trivia Persuite

Monopoly

Sorry

And the names could on

Friends and family would gather

Play board games

Play card games

Drink

Eat snacks

Socialize

Laughter errupted

Jokes were told

Everyone had a great time

And that was the point

My child

Let me tell you about the bars

You had

Bars for drinking

Bars for singles

Bars for couples

Bars to match your gender

Bars to match your sexual preference

Salad bars

All you can eat bars filled with all kinds of food

There were also hamburger joints all over the place

Build your own burger

Places that specialized in hamburgers

And places that just sold hamburgers

You couldn't go anywhere without seeing at least one

A little off the subject

Pizza Hut with red roof Pac-Man video game and the jukebox

McDonalds with the playroom and ball pit

Hard plastic chairs that looked like burgers

Those were the days to be a kid

Before the Internet took over

And the Great wipe happened

My child something a little brighter

Before the Internet

Yes there really was a time

We stayed out untill the street lights came on

Tag

Hide and seek

Dirt clog fights

Kickball

Dodgeball

Back yard football

And many others were played

A lot of the time we just made up games on the spot

Kids knew how to use their imagination and we used it well. Remember this was before the Internet took over

MTV really did play music videos

Disney channel and Nickelodeon really meant something

TGIF was the TV line up on Friday Nights

Bicycles

Scooter

Skateboards

Roller skates

And even more filled the streets and sidewalks

Jump rope

Hop scotch

Or just play

My child

Movie rental places were everywhere

You could even go into a grocery store and rent a movie

Bata max

VHS tapes were all over the place

then DVDs and Blue Ray took over

And the decline began

But

that was your weekend entertainment

When not outside with your friends

Outside was the place to be

Yes I know it seems like a whole different planet

But it was real

And it was how we lived

My child before the Great wipe

Everything was affordable

Cars

Houses

Fast food

Dinning out

You name it

There were parties all the time

New years

Christmas

Thanksgiving

Halloween

Sometimes you had parties just because

Then the chaos struck

The world moved on

The Government got greedy

Once that man ( if you can call him that) took over the white house

Then the stores closed

Some moved to another country where labor was cheaper

Embargos erupted everywhere

Nobody could afford even the bare minimum

Prices were too high

Fist fights

Shooting

Deaths

Robberies

No one was safe

My child

Before the Great wipe

A glorious time

People were happy

Having fun

Dancing

Laughing

Joking

Drinks flowed

Food was everywhere

Everyone having a good time

It seemed like the good times would never end

But they did

Music

 Music

the sound of life

Clasic rock

Rock

Country

Rap

Let's dance

Hip-Hop

Blues

Jazz

Irish tunes

Sailor and pirate tunes

Let's dance

Play them all and even more

Who cares about the score

Just play

Have fun

Enjoy

Child

 Moody

Sassy and sweet

Vineger and sugar

rolled into one

Child

You have no idea the light you bring into my dark world

Your mother would be proud

Your mother, now there is a whole story there

Let's concertrate on the good

Yes I miss her to

Not a day goes by without a thought of your mom

You are so much like her

Spunk and Sass

Understanding and wise beyond your years

I can't what to see the woman you will become

because I know she will be awesome and ready to go

Continue to grow

Learning lessons as you go

Learn from the past

But always forging ahead

Tacos

 Tacos

anytime

Meat

Spice

Cheese

Tacos

Let the music play

Swing

Dance

Live it up

Tacos

Sing

Rejoice

Make a joyful sound

Tacos

Have fun

Laugh

Joke

Carry on

Shine

 Smile

open up and let the sun shine in

No darkness

No shadow

No depression

Only light and good vibes

Smile

Laugh

Giggle

Tell a joke

Make the world a little brighter than before

Smile

Bring a light into the darkness

Yes it can be scary

Shine

Don't dim

Shine

Don't hide

Your light is important

Let it grow

Grow from a spark

Into a mighty glow

Shine on

Farming

 Tulips and daffodils

Hot cocoa in the morning

Flowers by the window

Flapjacks and toast

A hardy breakfast

then away we go

Sunshine

Cedar trees to cut

Fence to mend

Post holes dug up

Cows rounded up

Stop for lunch

Cut wood

Mend more fence

Hual Hay

.

Stop for dinner

then with the evening

Rest

Relax

Time for fun before bed

Tomorrow

We do it all again