Space cowboy

 Space cowboy 
Chasing cattle through the stars
Nebulas 
Star systems 
Blackholes 
The wonders never stop

Astroid Belts
Comets
Other worlds to explore 

Aliens and such the human mind cannot fathom 

Space cowboy 
The Imagination is endless 
May you find your answers someday 
Until then 
Dream away

Cookie Monster s cousins

 Cookie Monster s cousins 
Hooky Monster 
Looky Monster 
Pruky Monster 
Pooky Monster 
Wooklie Monster 
Loony Monster 
Tooty Monster

Words

 To

Too

Two

Four

Fore

Marry

Merry

Passed

Past

Read

Read

Red

Read

Weed

Reed

A lot

Alot 

A way

Away

Pray

Prey

Weigh

Way

Sun

Son

Sum

Some

Soul

Sole

Sold

Church

 We were singing a song in church and I wanted to go oompa, oompa between each line

Ye-ha

We sang a song in church this morning I wanted to Shout out ye- ha between each line

Suail

 In church we sang a song and afterwards I said remember that is the soul of your body, not the sole of your shoe

Blue Riding Hood

 

I am off to Grandma's house with a basket of food, just call me Little Blue Riding Hood

Peace

 

Peace

Music 

Hot dogs 

What 

BBQ 

Hamburger

Swiss cheese 

Onion 

Pickle 

As long as everyone has a great time 

Games

Food 

Drinks of àll kinds

Music 

Dance

Party

Dessert 

Can't get any better 

Friends 

Family

Fun in the sun

I think a volleyball game has started

Badminton as well

A baseball game I see

Backyard football 

Don't climb the fence 

The bull is mean

The rooster is crazy so don't let him out 

The alpaca spits nasty shit 

Just a warning 

But your own risk

Have fun everybody 

Peace out

Bird is the word

 In the beginning 
There was the bird
And the bird was the word 
Haven't you heard about the bird
I thought everybody has heard that The Bird is the Word

OZ

 Want a date
Are you nuts
Mud pie then
You are nuts
Time to leave
Just believe 

Click your heals and go home 
What about the tin woods man 
The scarecrow is a joke 
Roar like a lion and shut up
But auntie am
I don't want to go home 
Or
Is that an ATM
Whatever works 

As long as I stay in OZ
Ozzie Osborne 
Ride that crazy train Dorothy 
Hell drive it instead
Mama I'm coming home 
No more tears please 
I'm about to flood
Shut up
No bats
F you

Hen

 1
2
3
4
Left through the door 
5
6
7
8
Decided to stay 
9
10
Let's not go there again 
Boy that was one pissed off hen

Monty Python

 Don Monty of the Python clan
Hello and knee 
Said an Enchanter named Tim
Lumberjack song 
Spam
Run a way 
Follow the shoe

Don Monty
You are silly 
With the Python clan 
Who wouldn't

Bathroom

 Me: Can I use the restroom 
Teacher: I don't know, can you 
Me: I can and will use the trash can if I must

Frogs

 Do frogs believe in The Great Toad

When they die do they go to the great swamp in the sky

Movie time

 Movie time

Twister

With the tagline the cows 

Twister 2

With the tagline the cows are at it again 

Subtitle 

Nope, I think those are the same cows

My child

 My child 
A wheelchair I have 
But once
I ran
I played
Chased cows
Built fence 
Hauled hay
My child
Not that long ago 
I was like you
Free to be
Wild and true

My child
Then it happened 
I woke one morning 
I forgot how to move
But before that 
You couldn't keep me down for long 
I was ready
I was willing 
I just wanted to go 

Then like I said 
One day poof no walky
I stumbled 
I fell
Last November 
Was the last time
I moved on my own

My child 
Sure there were treadmills
There have been walkers
But
Nothing like it was

I have made progress over time
But I still have a long way to go

Route 66

 

Get your kicks on route 66

The mother road calls 

 Chicago Illinois to Santa Monica California 

The sights

The sounds

The journey 

Sure it's not what it was 

But

The experience is the same 

Checkers

 

Life's like a game of checkers 

You analysis 

You choose your route 

You make your move

And sometimes you win

And sometimes you loose 

And sometimes you stalemate 

Choose your path wisely 

Drunk

 Pop the top again 

Dude how many have you had

Only two I swear

I think you're wasted

I am not based

I said wasted 

I don't know how the chicken tasted

Dude, I think it's time to go home

Laugh

 

Laugh until it hurts

Laugh until your belly bursts

Chuckle

Grin

Smirk

Gasp

Whatever your style let it out

Giggle

Spit

Snort

Slap your knee

Let it out

We all need a good laugh

A gas

Tears welling up

Our skin turning red

Explode with laughter

Heart pounding

Can't breathe

World spinning

Stop the merry-go-round please

Crazy

 

Crazy

Insane

Off my rocker

Completly bonkers

Fun

Having a blast

While passing gas

Oops, sorry there I go again

Wanna spin

You might win

You never know until you try

Never mind

What

Find

Just out of my mind

I love me

I love me

I dance

I dance

I love me

I love me

Hugs and kisses

Hugs and kisses

Am I crazy

Define the woord

Football

 

Football season is coming

Groovy

 

Only in our dreams are we truly free

Dream high Snoopy

Charlie I just ate muffin, shut the hell up while the world spins around us

Groovy Snoopy Groovy

Far out in space that is where I want to be Charlie

Uh

 WTF?

Coffee

 

We need to bake more muffins

We need more donuts as well

How do expect me to run this place

And don't forget the coffee

My Child

 My child

Ketchup

Brown sugar

Ber or cola

Whatever else

Dressed up up ketchup

But some damn good sauce

We BBQed

Neighbors BBQED

We all brought a side dish

Children played

Yes, block parties were common

Company picnics to

The athe internet

Nobody trusts no one no more

People hide behind locked doors ahead of what the world has in store (Watermelon I hope)

Sorry about that

The Great Wipe happened

We lost ourselves

The world moved on

My child

Yes

We had bullies

Yes

We had thugs (or hoods as we called them)

But

There were far more good people back then

Crosby,Steals, Nash,and Young

 Crosby

Steals a Nash
Stay young

Mad

 You said I could have cake and ace cream

Well

Where is it

I don't see it anywhere

You're holding out on me aren't you

Insane

 Your misson if you choose to accept

Choose

No I have no choice

Do or die

Don't forget the ties

WTF

Insane

Crazy as a loon

Mad completely mad I say

Yes

About what

Being mad

Being nuts

Being crazy, off your rocker, however you wish to put it

Wonderland

Don't start that

Insane

Tea flows

I know but it helps

To do what

Write it down

You are a clown

Pennywise is the name

You are insane

Thank You

Light

 

Be silly

Be yourself

Don't let others define you

You are who you are for a reason

Believe in yourself

No matter how silly you are

The world needs a light

Be that light for all human kind

Meet

 Hey Dad how did you and Mom meet

We both worked at the truck stop

Your Mother was a waitress

At the local diner

I worked on big rigs in the shop

We talked a little here and there

Then a mutual friend set up a double date with someone they dated at the time

We double dated for a bit and got to know each other

Then we struck out on our own

Movies

Dancing

Concerts

You name it

We went to the park

Got ice cream

Went to fairs

Soon we knew we wanted to be together forever and start a family

We were married on the beach amongst surfers, beach volleyball, and those enjoying time in the sun

It was a beautiful service

No dressed up it was all casual wear

Of course keeping the seagulls out of the food was a chore

And the wave nearly knocked me down when I threw the bouquet

Question

 If it doesn't make sense

Don't say yes

Question

Fight back if needed

Just because they are the boss

Don't mean they are right

Just because they are the ones in charge

Don't make it correct

Bur first make sure you have your info straight

Then

Let loose and give them hell

Peace out

Wacked

 Wacked

Don't fall through the cracks

Or

Don't get hacked

No highjack

Why he could be fun

Shall I Place you on the rack

Only if it's BBQ

Don't forget to keep track of the time

Brine in wine

Fine

Are you blind

Smells like pine

Let your spirit shine

All the time

Don't wine or I will give you something to wine about

Drink beer

Let out a cheer

Make it clear

Comb your beard

You look weird

At least I'm here

Write your rear

Don't shed a tear

Why

You like pie

I prefer my food fryed

Tie dyed

I tried

Hit with a pie

In the eye

No, but close enough

Did you die

WTF

Never mind

Goodbye

Everything

 Put booze in the blender

Return the package to sender

The book we will render

Only if we write it

Just make sure the steaks are tender unlike last time

Play a fender

Now you're talking

Feel the vibes

Speak the jive

Be alive

Wine, wine, wine

All the time

Don't sigh

It will be fine

Have a lot of fun

In the sun

Eat hamburgers on a bun

Burn energy run

Total blast

A funny gasp

I finished last

So what you're not trash

Kiss my ass

Don't be so brass

Sorry, habit

Pass gas

Just laugh

Eat grass

Break the glass

Fall on my ass

Take out the trash

Why must I do everything

Mind

 Your mind is bent

You know Trent

Did you see where he went

Nope

Fine, pitch the tent

The money was lent

You wanna give me a hint

Drink sprite

Root beer floats

What a dope

No it doesn't float

I was talking about the snack dumbass

And you have appointment

With Dr pepper

Insane

 O beautiful the Pecan pie

Gabs and gabs of whipped cream

Mountain dew mejesty

Above all insane

Hysteria

Hysteria

Go insanity

Purple haze

Understood

From craziness and pride

O beautiful neon blue

Over rakes the sky

Neon orange violet to

And a cherry pie

Hysteria

Hysteria

Freedom in the rain

Well monkeys sing a melody

Smoke pot and go insane

Burger

 Greasey burger

Melted cheese

Crispy bacon and onion

Mushrooms

Lettuce

Tomato

Welcome friends

Grab a beer

We got fries

Eat up

Eat up

Gorge until you're full

Games

Laughter

A great time had by all

Come join the fun

Be a part of the gang

We're all family here

Full House

 I live in a Full House

Never forget that Family Matters

We might have some Growing Pains

But our Family Ties are strong

Blaster

 You're a disaster

With a blaster

Don't get stuck in the plaster

Obey your master

Run faster

A lot of flowers

Give you power

Don't forget to take a shower

Covered in flour

Play the music louder

You're the founder

No more

You sore

What a bore

The shirt is torn

The child is born

Blow the horn

No more

Close the door

Fall on the floor

2 by 4

Strike the board

Sound a cord

Write on the board

What a hoard

No more please

I can't breathe

I'm begging to wheeze

Feel the breeze

Don't freaze

I believe

I'm done

Thank you

Dear God

 Dear God in Heaven

Mend our souls

From the rotten fruit

Into something good

All praise to you

Amen

Call the roll

 Call the roll

What's the number

No

No

No

Take attendance

Take it where

No

No

No

Make sure all your students are present

Not past or future

No

No

No

Make sure all your students are here

Rather than there

Forget it

Thank you

Eat

 Pile it on

Chinese
Mexican
American
Italian
Food is food
Let's eat

Blow up the bridge

 All enemies slain

You win the game

But

Keep on your guard

Take charge

Blow up the bridge

What

That way you can't cross it again

Ok that makes sense I guess

Well

Life hits hard

Don't back down

Take control

And barrel roll

What

Sorry never mind

Stand your ground

Fight for your rights

Frightful ain't it

You're at it again

Peace out

And piece of cake

F you

Pizza

 What do we want

Pizza

When do we want it

Now

They chant

Waving signs

What do we want

Pizza

When do we want it

Now

They sing songs as they march

Slogan after slogan

To get the food they want

What do we want

pizza

When do we want it

Now

Separate lives

Each an individual

Own feelings and taste

Own character and style

Yet

Join together for this one cause

Hand in hand

Voice to voice

United

Never broken

The Great Wipe

 My child let me tell you a story

Long before the great wipe

Toilet paper stretched for miles

Rows upon rows

You couldn't go nowhere and not find it

Toilet paper was everywhere just for the picking

There was enough to waste

Toilet paper on trees

Toilet paper on houses

Toilet paper on cars

People wrapped up in entire rolls

It was a wonderful time

What happened dad

People got greedy

Fires

Wars

Fist fights

All for a single square of tissue

Blood flowed

Broken bones

Even deaths

Just to wipe your ass

Police

Army

National Guard

Swat team

They were all called to control the crowd

FBI

Secret service

ATF

Were also called in

It was mad

Violence everywhere

Nowhere to run and hide

Defence was up to you and you only

Scary

Yes

Barley survived

We were lucky

We knew how to fight

Knowing each day could be the last

How did you survive

I hid rolls

Helped where needed

Killed a few

Fought backwards

That's how

Wow dad

Must have been scary back then

Your Mother and I

Feared for our lives

People even were robbing houses just for toilet paper and nothing else

So yes we had reason to fear

What about the Government

Dad

They caused it

Raised prices so high

You had to be rich just to buy a pack

That's why people hoarded what they could

Stormed the stores and took all the toilet paper they could

Pushing

Shoving

Isles turn apart upside down or just removed

Desperate for toilet paper they were

People were crazy

People were insane

People were stupid

Over a single square to wipe your ass