Thursday, June 18, 2026

Twigs

 Twigs for brains she said 
Kindle the fire was my response

You have twigs for brains she said 
Just call me the scarecrow I responded

She shouted you have twigs for brains 
I shouted back all the more to go insane

She said I have twigs for brains 
I learned to dance in life's rain I said

You have twigs for brains she laughed 
Dam you I said

She retorted you have twigs for brains 
So build a frame I suggested 

She said these jokes were lame
What do you accept I HAVE TWIGS FOR BRAINS

Tatoons

 A cross between tattoos and cartoons, tatoons

Belly

 The deeper I wonder 
The further I go
Mystery after mystery unfold

A snack to fill the tummy 
Shake it like a bowl full of jelly

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

The soldier

 To fight
To fight to the end
Last breath 
Blood and guts spilling out

To fight 
To give my all
Every once I have
Freedom 
Glorious freedom 

By the dawn's early light
Rockets red glare
Heart
Soul
Passion 

For those I love
For those I don't 
For those I will never meet 
I fight for you all

McDonald's

 McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Big Mac and fries
A coke
Apple pie 
BBQ sauce 

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Ronald 
Hamburger
Mayor Mcheese
And the rest

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
Playpen
Hamburger stools 
Birthday parties 
Balloons 

McDonald's 
McDonald's 
You have lost your way
What was once a fun.place
Now
Just another stop along the way

Key

Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Moon beams and apple pie
Your imagination holds the key
Use it wisely

Trmpted

 Time to tell on myself 

At Walmart earlier.  I very much wanted to take a Funoodle out of the box and give a young lady a love bump with it. Instead I played it safe, left the Funoodle alone, but still acted as if I was going to hit her over the head with it.  I even make little whacking sounds 


But I was tempted to do a love bump

War

Snoopy
Root beer in hand
Flying googles and scarf
In a little french cafe you sit
Forget the war
Forget The Red Baron
Drink up
Mourn those you have lost
Curse the war
Blood flows like wine
Tears fall like rain
Pain hurts
A broken heart
A broken soul
will this war last forevef

Hat

The hat walking don the street
What
I said the hat walking down the street
Is a cat in that hat
A bat or a rat
No cat, bat, or rat


A Tat in that hat
How about a Matt in that hat
A flat
A fat flat
Well crap

Trucker

 Trucker

What's your 20 good buddy
Interstate 70 headed East
Kc to St. Louis at least
What's your 40
Ten miles West of St. Louis
Th Arch is in sight

Stop at a chock and puke grbabed some lunch
Fuel for my mule and ready to roll
Shit
Got a Pole on my tail
What's up officer
I caught you doing a 10-100
When you got to go you got to go
Yeha but out of your truck
I will fine you Just don't let me catch you doing it again

Back on the road and ready to go
Blow your horn
Honk
Honk
Thank you
Man I need some 420

White Rabbit

 Gather all while ye may
Go crazy
Roll in hay
Burn baby burn 
The torch is lit
Did you see where the white rabbit went

Meant

 You can't untuck what had already been fucked 
The boat has landed 
All ashore who is going ashore 
Wait 
Sorry 
Not what you meant

Hump day

 Hump
Hump
Hoo
Have fun
Have a great day 
Loop the loop

Fruit loops
Groovy tunes
Fruit by the foot
Lollypops and Skittles 
Bunches of ice cream

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Wish

 

wish upon a falling star
Means nothing as to who you are
Twinkle
Twinkle in the night
Beware the light
Beware the light

Wake

 Good night 
Sweet dreams 
Sleep among the moon beans
A balcony in the stars await
Sweetest dreams until you wake

Bob

 Racoon

You're my friend
Racoon
You're my friend

Bob is a racoon
Most see him as a threat
Yes he eats trash
Sometimes he is found in the bin
Bob knows it's me

I like Bob hanging on the wall
I won't list the details
but
Bob is where he belongs

Hippie

 One end of the country to another

Peace
Good vibes
Friends

Rock out
Feel the love
No time for hate
No time for hurt

Roll in the hsy
Kiss your cares away
Barnyard
or
Backyard
Fun, Fun, Fun

Joy Juice
Weed
Heaven calling
Will you accept the charges

Grill

 Light the fire

Make sure it is nice and hot
Bring on the grill
what'll we have tonight

Join

 Join the wild

Join the whimsy
Have fun and don't look back

Brink

 How many times have I crossed it

Putting my sanity on the line
Fun yes at the time

The damage is done
There is no turning back
Step over the brink
Take a drink
Fall into the pit

Food Puns

 Let's taco about it

Why not
Letece pray
Cheese you later
Onion you forgetting something
I'll squash you
I relish the thought
Pizza in the sky with diamonds
Forget the pasta keep your mind on the present
No more corny jokes
Peas forgive me

A ship

 A ship at sail

A star to guide the way
A hardy crew

Adventure bound
Come what may
If we live to dee the next day
If not what have we lost
Nothing

The world is out there
Much to dee
Much to do
Just try me

Fun

 In Springfield after my PT appointment 
I held up my hands and rolled back a few feet toward Primrose 
Funny maybe 
Wired deffenantly 
But it was fun

Good morning

 Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Rise and shine 
The whole day through 
May you be blessed 
In all you do 

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Blast off have a good time
You never know what you will find
Bear, monkeys, a porque pine
Never know so just try

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you 

Fallow the rainbow and it colorful hues
Walk with whipped cream and ice cream to
Plant a jelly bean and see what grew
Crazy I'm not how about you

Good morning 
Good morning 
Good morning to you

Bay

 Sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the sun slip away 
Cool drink in my hand 
Listening to a local band
Munching on snacks 
Your cares float away

Red

 Red
The color of passion 
Red
The color of blood

You choose the insanity 
Choose wisely

Bugs

 Run them down 
Run them down 
They can run
But they can't hide

Rev up the engine 
Let it roar
Hold on for a wild ride
While we explore
Things in the way
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud know what to do 
Run over the fucker and move on
We got a lot to do

So buckle up and hold on tight 
You won't soon forget this ride

WTF

 Space the final frontier 
These are voyages of the starship WTF
Their mission 
Smoke weed 
Party hardy
Blast off
Have fun

Monday, June 15, 2026

Twinkle

 Twinkle 
Twinkle 
Little star 
Up above the world so far
Look down as we pray
Star dust
And golden rays 

Silent night 
Holly light
Fire burns bright
Burn baby burn 
Light the torch within 
Let this adventure begin 

Twinkle 
twinkle 
Little star 
Look down as we pray 
Star dust 
And golden rays

Dog

 A dog
Man's best friend 
Cleaned up
Ship shape
But
What 
O what adventures a wait

Black Train

 Black train
Black train 
Keep on moving 
Keep chugging along 

Let nothing stop you 
Or 
Get in your way
You will make it one day 

Black train 
Smoke puffing away 
A ghost train 
Souls, spirit, and haunts 
May you find  rest one day

Let nothing stop you 
Or
Get in your way 
You will make it one day 

A mourn fully haunting cry
As the whistle sounds
Forever roll down eternity"s track
Never stop
Never rest

Let nothing stop you 
Or
Get in your way
You will make it one day

St. Peppers

 One
Won
Wrong 
And st. Peppers dances the fandango

Food dance

 Waltz with a waffle 
Fandango with fries
Hip hop with soda pop
Tango with tacos

Hipo

 Hippos in Holindase sauce
Shrimp in A Thousand Island Dressing 
And the Pink Panther is still missing

Dance

 Hi
You don't know me 
But that's ok
I don't have any clue either 

Peace
Popcorn 
Music
Fun
Twilight bon fires burn
Dance in tribal fashion 
Lollypops and lullu

Wait

Never mind 

I lost track
Then we end
End what
This poem
Goodbye

Groovy

 Rainbow bright 
Out of sight 
Good vibes 
Groovy 

Peace 
Paint
Love
Groovy 

Bigfoot

 Warning 
Bigfoot has been spotted in the area 
So I have big feet shut up

Monday

 The week starts 
New dreams
New hopes
The possibilities are endless 

Toss

 Toss 
Turn
Am I awake
Am I asleep 
Or
Somewhere in between 

Wonderland

 Welcome 
Welcome 
The show is about to begin 
Mad hatter 
Alice
March hare 
To start things off

The Catapiller speaks advice 
Good vibes 
Good vibes 
The Chose cat does a disappearing act

Come one
Cone all
You'll have a ball

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Electric Mayhem

 Electric Mayhem
Electric Mayhem 
Beat the drums
Keyboard 
Saxophone 
Guitar 
Vocals

Groovy tunes for groovy times
Peace 
Love
Music 
Muppets 

Luigi

 Luigi 
Mario's brother 
Not as famous 
Maybe 
But just as important to the legacy 

Dig

 Dig
Dig
Shovel 
Shovel 
Pile on the dirt

Let's go
Let's go 
Hurry up
Ain't got all day 

Bloopetz

 I am the blooper real

Real ones

 I'm still waiting for the real ones

Radio transfer

 They intercepted the signal at a bad time.  Tell them to try again later

Tom

 Tom the cat
Jerry the mouse 
Yin
Yang

Can't have one
Without the other
Sorry 
Don't work that way

Play

Want to play
I play rough
Make up my own rules
Live by my own code
Destroy 
Destroy 
A storm waiting to happen 

You still want to play 
I throw things
Dodge them you shall
Knives
Electric fence 
Barber wire
You get hurt you bleed
Don't come crying to me

You still want to play 
What makes you worthy 
Ok
Anyone who's dated my sister is crazy enough 
Welcome aboard

Pizza

 Pepperoni 
Canadian bacon 
Mushrooms 
Onions 
Peppers
Spice

That is just the start of things
We have it all

Ask not what your pizza will make you
Ask how you will make your pizza 

Be creative 
Or 
Not
The choice is yours 
The choice is yours 
Choose wisely 

Growing up

 Growing up had it's pain
Don't let it rain in your parade 
Smile 

Fall down 
Get up again 
Don't be a clown 
Stop goofing off 
Be prepared 

Crazy 
Maybe 
There are millions of peaches for me
Dude back on track
Sorry 

Life hits hard
Strike back
So life you're king or queen 

Rave

 Don't freak out 
Let me freak out for you
Bring on the party
Peace 
Good vibes 
Friends 

Tomorrow maybe Monday 
Freak out and party away
Turn up the music 
Louder 
Louder 
Rattle the windows
Rattle the cage
Bust down the door
This is a rave 

Make some noise
Pour the drinks
Have fun tonight 
Daylight we sleep 

Explore

 Fly high
Advance to a new level 
Never defeated 
Never touch down 

Go with the wind
You never know 
A new adventure around the bend
Places You've never been 

Explore 
Take life by the horn
Throw life to the ground 
Stomp on it
Show life you're the boss
And you will take none of it's crap

Vibes

 Poppy seed and smoking weed 
Rainbows And dragons alike 
Flowers and peace 
Sing if you please
While I add sugar and spice

Elves 
Dwarves 
Hobbits to
I see them all
Don't you 
Never mind 

Mud pies
Sugar jam
Smoke the peace pipe
Spread the vibes
Good vibes

Loony tunes

 Bugs Bunny: What's up pastor 
Daffy Duck: Whoo Hoo Whoo Hoo  Whoo Hoo 
Tweety Bird: I tewt I felt the spirit
Elmer Fud: pwaise the Lowd

Joke

 Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck walk into a church 
Sorry 
That was a quacked up joke

Clean

 Dust broom and a pan
Clean up and start over

Toot

 To smart to fart
That's why I toot
Sometimes very loudly

Yoga

 Hook the book and potato soup
Clean the bean string up the queen 
Bon Jovi ravioli 
Black Sabbath has mana
Kiss the Mrs and shut up 

Nope
We're in Nariana 
Asland 
Sorry no
Why then am I here
Catch a steer
I need rope come a goat
No hope
You dope 
Steer is lost

A toast and jelly
Fill the belly
No thanks 
Toast and jam
I am not from Siam
Didn't think so 

Yoga then 
Polka dot hit the spot
Fox trot
No luck
Good night 
Peace out

Blizzard of Oz

 The Blizzard of Oz 
Dairy Queen HQ
Hint, hint
Why not pay tribute to Ozzie Osbourne

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Album

Alice Cooper in Wonderland 


We need this album

Party

 If you dare
Be prepared 
Chaos 
Confusion
And blood
Life has it's troubles 

But tonight I'll enjoy the bubbles 
Drink up 
Drink up 
It's Patty time 
Celebrate life for it won't last
Have a good time 
Have a blast 

Friends 
Family 
Food 
Fun in the sun

BBQ 
Hamburger on the grill 
Hit dog on the grill
Steak and chicken 
Tortilla wraps 
You name it 
We got it
So relax

Grab a cold brew 
Soak up the sun

Storm

A storm is coming
Rain
Thunder
Lightening
Wind gusts like you've never seen
Trees uprooted
Rivers overflow
Cars flipped
Houses destroyed nothing left
A storm is coming
Lives will be lost
Will it be you
Maybe

Minions

The Minions are coming
Run away
Run away
The Minions are coming
Chaos for sure
The Minions are coming
Be prepared
The Minions are coming
May the yellow flow free

Land

 O give me a land
With the oompa, oompa band
People dancing and happy all day
Where hardly a word of discouragement heard
The sky is blue all day

Soul

 Sell your soul to Rock and Roll

Unchain

 Unchain the beast

Enemies

 How many times did I want to take my enemies
Throw them in the barn lot 
Let the bull lose
Just to see how long my enemies would last

Home

 O give me a home 
Where the pepperoni doth roll
The cheese melts away 
Pizza dough is herd like cattle absurd
Mushrooms and onions cry all day

Friday, June 12, 2026

Close the gate

 Keep the gate closed 
Or
Step in Bull shit

The ring is gone

 The King is back
Evil beware
Estar
Estar
Dwarves 
Elves
wizards 
Hobbits 
Drink up and rejoice

Men of the West 
Men of the East
Men of the North 
Men of the South 
Drink up and rejoice 
Food
Music
Song
A time of celebration 

The ring is gone 
The ring is gone

Evil has been vanquished 
Evil has been over thrown 
Beaten 
No more
Gone

The ring is gone 
The ring is gone

Bump

 Peanuts 
Leprechauns 
And things that go bump in the night

Love

 Lost and alone no more
Over zelious and joyful 
Very 
Excited emotions

Update

 Give Barbie a Mohawk and tattoos 
Come on update the bitch

Wrong state

 The cows of Texas are upon you 
But this is Missouri 
Sorry 
Wrong State

World

 The world needs more Toilet paper

Balance

 We built this city in Rock and Roll 
Yes the rocks do roll if not balanced right

Blizzard

 We're off to the Blizzard
The wonderful Blizzard of Oz
O wait 
Wrong song 

Flowers

 Just sitting here thinking about flowers

Thursday, June 11, 2026

I believe

 I believe in God the father 
Jesus Christ his son 
The Holy Spirit 
Three in one

I believe in the resurrection 
The power of the blood
Redemption 
Honor
His kingdom come

wash me clean 
With the power of your blood 
Make me a tool 
For your own righteousness
Reshape me with thine own hamds
I believe in the delivery of the soul
From the human shell
And on it's way it goes
I believe in love and kindness 
Can overtake whatever life throws 

God is the master you know 
 wash me clean 
With the power of your blood 
Make me a tool 
For your own righteousness
Reshape me with thine own hamds

I believe in life hereafter 
Forever and ever amen
No sickness 
No sarrow 
Just praising God amen
I believe in the human spirit 
Both the good and the bat
Two sides
Same coin
A flip 
Sometimes good 
Sometimes bad 

wash me clean 
With the power of your blood 
Make me a tool 
For your own righteousness
Reshape me with thine own hamds

Rabbit hole

 Falling down the rabbit hole 
Alice yells:  What can I say I have really fallen for you
Up ahead
The White Rabbit yells back:  F-you bitch

Pizza

 A small pizza for breakfast

A medium pizza for lunch 

A large pizza for dinner 

Wait

What

There's an extra large pizza 

I guess it can be a lite snack

Fire

 Fire burns
Fire refines
Fire reforms

A new tool is born 
Use it wisely
Don't get hurt 
For you're the tool
The tool is you

Refined from the darkness and struggles 
Prepared for the world at large
No longer the same as before 
Better 
Unstoppable

Star Trek

 Space the final frontier 
These are the voyages of the starship What The Fuck 
Our mission to get lost
Go completely crazy 
To boldly go where humanity has never gone before 

So
Smoke some weed 
Buckle up 
Enjoy the ride 
Blast off
And here we go

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Peter

 Peter 
Peter 
Mystery reader 
Had a wife but couldn't keep her 
I wonder why

Peter 
Peter 
Chili eater
Had a wife but couldn't keep her 
He farted 
It did smell
then she left him
Far thee well

Fun with music

 You have to fight 

For your right

To use the potty


Wait a second 

WTF

Alright let's try something different 


I'm a cowboy

On a steel horse

I'm wanted covered in flies


WTF is wrong with you 

Let's go with another one 


Some people call me a space cowboy 

Some call me the gangster of doves 


We will try one last time


I want to fly like an eagle to the sea

Fly like an eagle I really need to pee


I give up

Holly

 Holly the hammer 
Meets Steve the arm
They have a son named Stuart Arm and Hammer 

Holly the hammer 
Meets Phill the Mill 
They have a son named John hammer mill

Holly Hammer 
Meets Joe Sledge
They have a son named Peter sledgenammer

Mascots

 The tigers will pounce 

The bears will claw 

The wildcats will rear you limb from limb

The chiefs will roar 

The royals will club you with their scepters 

Come on Missouri's waiting and ready

MY child

 MY child 
I would walk 1/2 a mile or more
To the public library 
Stopping at the gas station for an egg roll, hot wings, or pizza 
Sure it was gas station food but it was enough to give you a break 
Grab a soda and move on
Check my mail 
Head to the library 

Speaking of gas station 
When we lived in Virginia 7+11 was everywhere and as a kid everything 
Slurpees
Candy of all kinds 
Snacks
You name it 7-11 seemed to have it
Found out we could sweep the parking lot of the local Dominoes for a free personal sized pizza 
Mo wandered why we were never hungry as kids 
That and 
The Blackberry vines that stretched for miles
The Blackberries never seemed to end
So it deemed to us kids

Pizza at Domino's 
Grab a soda at the auto parts store 
You had a meal fit for a king
At least us kids thought so

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

My child

 My child
We used to throw calves to the ground 
Castrate them
Tag them
Give them shots

We took a few hard knocks 
While they bucked, spat, and kicked like Hell
Then there was the mother of the calf, and boy was she pissed 
That is way one or two of us would keep an eye on her
We got our ass kicked there as well if you didn't watch our

My child

 My child 

Big round heavy hat bails

Thank goodness the barn set on top of a steep hill 

Made it a lot easier to roll them out

Just unwrap it and let it go


God help us if we had to take it anywhere else.  Yes there were other hills but there was also a lot of flat ground 

You had to push the bail yourself and hoped the hay truck was working 

Or you had a long tiring trek to make


Then there were times we had to push from the start

Push the bail

Twist the  bail

Shove the bail

From time to time we even used the posthole driver to get some leverage 


And if it was snowing or raining 

Good luck

Wet ground and hay don't mix

Slipping and sliding while we got the hay out

Drunk

 Peanuts and beer 

Help

Charlie Brown is drunk again

Buns

 Bloom 
Burn the broom 
Light it on fire 
Watch it glow

You stole
My heart when I was alone
Thank you 
Now
Ride that broom
Ride for all it's worth 
Didn't we burn the broom 
Shit

Light my fire 
Turn me on babe
Bake my buns
To hot
To hot
I said bake my buns 
Don't burn them

Whoop-ass

 You've heard I wii open a can of whoop-ass on you


Where do you get these cans.  I know a few people who could use one

Panda bears

 At the local store 
A disturbance 
Stuffed Panda Bear plush toys
Flew everywhere 
Store clerks are istill baffled at the scene 
No clues yet
One thing is for certain 
It was complete pandamoniam for sure

Word puns

 The fruit is ripe 

Don't forget to wripe 

You're right 

Please write 

The snow is white 

Turn on the light 

Eat a lite snack

Those are some pretty sights

The Internet has some great sites 

I listen to Rao music 

Don't forget to wrap the gifts

Life

 I know it means nothing to you 
The drawing 
The poetry
The story telling 

It may mean nothing to you 
But it is normal for me
What you see as an annoyance 
I see as part of a normal life

Food fun

 Pickle me pink

Relish the thought 

Hurry and ketchup 

Mustard the faith 

Onion on your side my friend


Don't Grape over haters

Give them a Raspberry and move on

Monday, June 8, 2026

Long

 


I think I have been in this wheelchair for long 

Fun with food

 Lettuce go

Don't be so radish, think before you do 

Well I got myself in a pickle said the cucumber 

Carrot me if I'm wrong

Garth Vader

 Darth Vader meets Garth Brooks 


Darth Brooks

Or

Garth Vader


You choose

Bog

 The frog
Was eaten by the dog 
Who splashed around in the bog

Bar fight

 Twinkle
Twinkle 
Little star
Help me home from the bar
I drank to much
And now I'm high 
Twinkle 
Twinkle 
Little star 
Good night 

Twinkle 
Twinkle 
Little star
A bar fight broke for sure
If you think I look bad
The other guy left in a body bag

Twinkle 
Twinkle 
Little star
Ber mugs flew and broken jars
The drinks were good 
The food was great 
Making a move on the wrong woman 
I mate my fate

Sunshine

 We're walking on sunshine 
Laughing at punchlines 
Playing with power lines 
Don't get hurt 
Thrown in the dirt 
By a man named Bert 
Who wears a skirt
And wears a Pink Floyd shirt 
He watches it rain 
As it hits the window pane
Water leaks through the frame
As it washes down the drain 
Sunrise 
Surprise 
Sunset 
Get wet

Sunday, June 7, 2026

Training Wheels

 Saw them make a 3 wheeled bike on How It's Made


As a joke I said They used to laugh at children with training Wheels in their bikes  Pointing at the TV, I added now Adults are using them

Sour

 I once Saw a pop up ad for pop tarts


Sorry it was sour

Floor

 Me:  Can I use the restroom 
Teacher:  I don't know can you 
Me: Your floor is about to find out

Bruce

 A moose named Bruce

Noise

 Beware the dragon's den

That's a lot of noise

Bad idea

 Porcupines and balloons 

Bad idea

Fun with Hymns

 At the feet of Jesus 
At The old rigged cross I stand
Washed in the blood

I Cast my eyes upon Jesus
He Fills my cup when I am thirsty 
Like a Shepherd he 
Leads me

To God be the glory 
He bestows Amazing Grace
Rejoice
Hark The Herald Angels sing
we Bow down
I know 10,000 Reasons to love him

Saturday, June 6, 2026

Food truck

 I'm a cowboy 
On a food truck I ride 
You wanted 
Burgers and fries

Damn

 Old enough to know better 

But

Young enough not to give a damn

Playing with my food

 The banana splits
The corn has ears
The potatoes has eyes 
The river runs
The water falls 
The grapes wine

Whimsical Wally

 Whimsical Wally 
elephant with a top hat 
Trench coat 
Wearn out jeans 

Whimsical Wally 
Elephant pink
Purple, blue,red, green
 
whimsical Wally 
Dance
play music 
Make me laugh

MY child

 My child
Farm fresh
Food Lion
These were just two of the stores I remember 
Sure there was Wal-Mart and Target
But they were nothing like today
Big, mighty giants 

Back then they were small
Companies 
Or at least it seemed 
But
Like everything else 
The world has moved on

Friday, June 5, 2026

Lizard

 The lizard 
Is a wizard 
Out In a blizzard

Hamburger

 Hamburger 
Smash burger
Large and juicy 
Or paper thin
Toppings
You choose 

Make them your own 
You can't loose 
Grilled 
Pan fried
Broiled in oil

Beer
Fries
Soda
Tea

Enjoy your creation
Every last bite belongs to you

Mad

 He is totally mad said Alice

The Mad hatter laughs insanely, then adds You ain't seen nothing yet

The March Hare rolls his eyes and says Here we go again

Stars

 Are they stars

Or

Pin prick holes in the darkness

Stories

 Once upon a time 

That's a good story 


Ok, how about 

A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Away

That's an even better story

Plump

 Plump
Lump
Pump
Stump

Dump
Rump
Pump
Sump

Jump 
Frump
Hump
Gump

Easter Island

 I want to go to Easter Island and see the chocolate bunnies

Bald

 Bold lives here
Bald lives here to 
Hopefully not for a while

Spaced out

 Some people call me a space cowboy 

Some Just call me spaced out

Born to be

 Born to be wild
Born to be mild
Born to be filed
Born to be tiled
Born to be miles
Born to be piled
Born to be dialed

Soul music

 When it's just you and your instrument
that is Soul music 
The world around you blocked out
And you are the only sound
That's soul music 

Music that touches you like nothing else can
You live the tune
For
You're the tune
That's soul music

Lizard

 The lizard 
Is a wizard 
Out In a blizzard

MY child

 MY child 
You're smart 
I know you will do what is best 
You always have 

But
Look into your heart 
Search your soul 
What do you find
The answer might surprise you 
Be joyful 
Be carefree 
Live life and don't look back 
Dance upon the edge
Challenge 
Seek answers 
ever hungry 
But
Never full

My child 
Blessed are you
You have an inner light 
May it never go dim

Graduation

 MY child 
As you Graduate 
And step into adulthood 
Remember 
You're loved
You're cared for 
You can always come home 
Never doubt that
I don't care if it's midnight 
You can always come home 

You'll make choices 
Some good 
Some bad 
And some WTF was I thinking 
No matter what 
You will do great 

Remember the lessons life has taught you
And learn even more Long the way
Life is a classroom 
Never stop learning

Internet fun

 While at the Internet Cafe 
We surf the web
On a Keyboard 
I would rather sit on the dock of eBay 
Or maybe Snap my fingers while I Chat
My Photos kicked the Bucket

Home

 O give me a home where the stormtroopers roam
Death Vadar's slashing away
The Force is heard an encouraging word 
Luke is as confused as any day

Ashes

 I am fire 
I am water
I will burn a hole in your soul
Then put it out
And leave the ashes smoking

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Human Soul

 The human soul 
The final frontier 
We are the voyages 
On an awesome ride 
Hold on
Hold on tight

The experience could change your whole life 
Live life 
Live it full
Learn along the way 
Leave nothing to chance 
Prepare 
Prepare for what is ahead 

Live life 
Patty hardy
Experience before the end
Because I am sorry to say 
But
Like must stories 
Your will end

Twigs

  Twigs for brains she said  Kindle the fire was my response You have twigs for brains she said  Just call me the scarecrow I responded She ...