Christmas caper

 Grandma

A reigndeer 

The case of the century 

Santa v The Grandchildren 

Santas opening statement 

Sorry about what happened. Truly I am..Some Elves got into some bad Eggnog, and went on a joyride

The Grandchildren opening statement 

Yah yah, likely story

Who will win

Farm wedding

 A wedding is held on a farm

The minister gets to the end of the service and state

If anyone knows why these two should not get married, let them speak now or forever hold they're peice

Outside a cow moo

The minister states

Sorry barn animals don't count 

Everyone laughs hysterically 

The cow just chews it's cud

Laugh

 Laugh

Ha

Ha

Ha

Laugh

Ho

Ho

Ho

Laugh

Hee

Hee

Hee

Laugh

Snort

Giggle

Burst at the seams

Laugh

Can't hold it in

Ready to cry

Trying to catch my breathe

Laugh

Rolling on the floor

Tears burst forth

hysterical fits of joy

Crazy

 Crazy

Yep that's me alright

Insane

Lost it

Whatever you like

Crazy

Goofy

Looney Tunes

Take your pick

I have been called worse

I have been called better

But

They all describe ne

Nothing to hide

I bare it all

Nothing to hide

Nothing at all

Sunshine

 Sunshine

Sweet sunshine

I have been in the shadows to long

Though one must walk through the valley sometime

Shadow figures Want to hide

Battle demon

Fight for your life

Finally out of the darkness

Ans

Into sweet, sweet sunshine

Life giving light

Just liked the picture

 

Older

 The older I get

The more I understand

I however refuse to forget

The times in my past

The lesions I learned

The trouble I caused

The fights fought and won

The older I get

I want to remember

Growing up poor

Where I came from

What life means

The older I get

Humansville

Gaduation

Newport News

Virginia Beach

The older I get

The more things change

I need to accept it

That is life

Coffee

 Coffee is good and hot

Bubbling in the pot

Steam

Smoke

Water gurgle

Coffee in the morning

Coffee at night

Coffee on a full moon

Coffee in daylight

Bron

Black

Tan

Sugar

Cream

Your choice

Coffee

Coffee

Going Down

Roses are red

 Roses are red

Sunflowers are yellow

You look like a fine fellow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Play music, feel better you

Roses are red

Tulips are pink

Skunks really do stink

Roses are red

Some tulips are black

Please take it back

Jazz it up

 Jazz it up

Zip

Zap

Zoom 

Jazz it up

Play a tune

Piano 

Drum

Guitar 

Saxophone 

Jazz it up 

People dance

Perade 

Prominade 

Spin

Twirl

Shashay

Surf's up

 Surfs up

Catch the wave

Feel free hte groove

Vibe the jive

Hang ,10

BBQ on the beach

Good food

Good friends 

Great times

Party on the beach

Music 

Dance

Games

Sit around the fire

Tell stories

Chat

Watch the waves

Watch them Surf

Who will win

Who will wipe out

Just liked the picture

 

Just liked the picture

 

Funeral

 The first three letters of funeral spell fun

I intend to have one last laugh

Maybe they could paint my casket in clown colors 

With the palberers all dressed as clowns

And pull my casket out of the back of a tiny herse circus music can play Jack-in-the-box theme as they lower me into the ground

Or fill my casket with firecrackers before they burn me

Let me go out with a bang 

Whatever they choose 

I hope to have a blast

Farm animals

 Moo

Said the cow

Oink

Said the pig

You are both quacked

Said the duck

Neigh 

Said the horse

Ba.

Said the lamb

Bad ass

Said the black sheep

Chirp

Said the bird 

Cluck

Said the chicken 

Finger licking good 

Said Cornal Sanders

Cat in the hat

  The cat in the hat

Spat on the mat

Sar flat

That cat 

Chewed on a bar

The hat

Was full of bats

Who gave the hat to a yack

The cat wants his hat back

So he gave the yack a tack

But the yack just spat at the cat

So the cat gave the yack a crack 

And whipped it in the bAck

The yack still wearing the hat 

Kicked the cat 

So the cat grabbed a baseball bat

Gave the yack a

Wack

Wack

Wack

And stole his hat back

Halloween

 Blood 

Guts

Bone

Skeletons

Ghosts 

Monsterd

Beast

Famous people 

Minions 

Unicorns

Cowboys

Astronauts

Jack-o'-lantern 

Witches 

Candy

Truck or treat

Smell my feet

At that

You never know 

What will show up at your door 

Happy Halloween

God is good

 Rise

Rejoice 

Sing songs

Praise him

God is good 

Good is God

Nothing is beyond him

Which means 

Nothing is beyond hope

Where God is

Hope is

And

Where hope is

All things can be done

Cow

 Cow

Moo

Moo

Cow

Brown

How

Cow

Blue

Moon

Cow

Red 

Fred

Cow 

Peace

Out

Cow

Alphabet fun

 Amazing 

Beautiful 

Creative

Determination 

Extreme 

Fundamental 

Go

Helpful 

Incredible 

Justice 

Kick ass

Loving 

Mercifully 

Noteworthy 

Out to lunch 

Possibility 

Quick 

Resourceful 

Satisfying 

Testimony 

Understanding 

Victorious 

Willing

X marks the spot 

You rock 

Zeal

Peace

 Peace 

Love 

Vodka 

Drink cause you're happy 

Drink for joy

Love

Laugh 

Live

Love like you.meab it

Non of this fake shit please 

Love like there is no tomorrow 

Because one it shall be 

Laugh long and hard

Enjoy life

Music

Friends

Family 

Music is life 

Enjoy it.

Friends are awesome 

Cherish them

Family is everything 

Blood related or not

Family is everything

Change

 Untill the end

My soul will bend

It shall not break 

For your sake

Shit

 Something 

Happens 

Is however 

Teachable

Fun

 Fantastic 

Unique 

Never back down

Bitch

 Beautiful 

Insane 

Truthfully 

Cool

Hot and sexy

Butterfly

 Better

Understand 

Togetherness 

Troy and

Extreme 

Relationships 

For

Laughing 

Yaks

Rock

 Twinkle

Twinkle 

Little star

Rock and Roll guitar 

Drum beat

Mov your feet

Twinkle 

Twinkle 

Little star 

Keyboard Crazy you are

Smoke and laser

Let us jam

Spreading music through our Land 

Twinkle 

Twinkle 

Peace to you

Love 

Good vibes 

Drinks 

Food 

Memories made

Friendships bond

Vibes that Las 

Our whole life long

Just do it

 Just do it

You never know 

Just do it 

You might succeed 

Don't be afraid to take a chance 

Dance with the devil 

Dance

Just do it 

No thinking 

No want

Just do 

No wishing 

No thoughts 

Just do 

Dance with the devil 

Take the leap

Take a chance 

Whatever you call it

Just do it

Beam me up

 Beam me up 

To a world I've never been 

Race through the cosmos 

Then home again 

Blackholes 

Nebula 

Stars

The vastness of space

Mine boggling 

Ain't it

Ship ahoy

Through the stars 

Through space 

What is out there 

Who knows

Hubba hubba

 Hubba

Hubba

Bubba

That must be some fun

It comes in a wrapper that warns 

Chew at your own risk

Mary

 Mary had a little lamb 

It's fleece I don't know 

Psychedelic vibrante hues

Colors and wacky to

Yes Mary had a little lamb 

Who spread peace throughout the land 

Rejoice 

Mary

Rejoice 

Your lamb is a special lamb 

Rejoice 

Mary

Rejoice 

Peace love and music

Twisted

 Twisted yes

What is going on inside my head

Wouldn't you like to know 

Take a peek 

What will you find

In the dark corners of my mind

Humpty Dumpty

 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a ball 

Because 

Humpty Dumpty smoked them all

Candy

 Stopped at a gas station and saw a candy called Picker Powder

Also saw some Sweet Tart Halos

So when did Sweet Tarts find God

Gym

 Had my first day at the Gym yesterday 

Didn't do to the first day 

Most weight lifting 

Afterwards Dad asked me him I liked it.  I told him I enjoyed it and let it will help 

Also

I said it was like herding cows or fixing fence

Just one thing after another

Prayer

 Lord 

Bless this home with love and laughter 

Even if I am the storm causing the disaster

Hippies

 Peace 

Hippies rejoice

Spread love and kindness 

Hope for a better future 

Live

Love

Laugh 

Groove to the tune

Jive be alive 

Reach out

Be a friend 

Lend a hand

Smoke some weed 

Join the band

Dance

Sing 

Rejoice 

Hippie life 

Spice it up

Flavors 

Colors 

One world love 

Struggles we may have 

Peace we have 

Live in truth

Music

 Blues music 

Jazzy tune

Dance to the song

You know you want to

Life is calling

Take it's hand

Follow life

To a magical land 

Dance

Life doesn't last forever 

Dance 

Take a chance

Pretty

 Pretty in pink 

So you think

Pretty in red

Your name is Fred 

Pretty in blue

Blow me down soon

Pretty in green

Rarely seen

Pretty in purple 

Pretty in black Jack

No matter what color 

You're pretty

Hamburger

 Peter Pan 

In 

Hamburger Land

The hamburger that never grew uo

Change

 Be the change you want to see

Don't hope for others to change it won't be 

Change the world around you

Create your own peace

Spread love 

Not hate

Peace ro you 

Before it's to late

Clown

Clown

Turn your frown upside down 

Then you'll have an update down frown 

But you look silly

True

Brown trout

What 

Brown rhymes with frown and clown 

Wear a crown

Will I drown

I live in Town

Nothing makes you laugh like a clown

Crazy

 Me crazy 

No

Me insane 

Maybe 

Me crazy and Insane 

Yes

What's the difference 

You ask me

You tell me

I have no clue

Me sniff glue

WTF

Dance 

Let loose 

Boogie till you puke 

Tip toe

Blow your nose

Hair raising isn't it 

Salt and pepper 

Psychedelic hues

Blue

Samsunitre 

Boo hoo

Wha hoo

Lollipop 

Chew 

Gum drops

Pu

Play a tune

 Play a tune

Play a memory 

An emotion 

A touch of the soul

Play a tune

Good and sweet

Full of joy

On the summer heat 

Play a tune 

Watch the children play

Let the music

Carry you away

Play a tune 

Remember the song

Emotions flood in

Sing along 

Willy Wonka

 5 golden tickets

Over a billion people in the world 

Do you know how Astronomical it would be just to find one

Can you fathom the pure likelihood is almost nothing 

Yet

Only one found overseas 

The other 4 found on US soil

Sorry, been watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Follow the road

 Follow this road

Where it leads

I don't know 

Enjoy the journey 

Learn and live

Follow the road 

Follow to your heart's desire 

Up

Down

Spin around

Left

Right

Backwards 

Forwards

Follow the road 

You never know 

Follow the road 

At least try

Space cowboy

 Space cowboy 

You wear a shining start

A laser whip

A laser gun

A mechanical horse that can change into a spaceship 

You herd your cattle 

Protect your family 

Up hold the law

Outlaws beware 

A new sheriff is around

And he takes no shit from anybody 

Outlaws 

Thrives

Cattle rustlers 

Gypsies 

Con-men 

And others I can't even name

Watch out

He means business

Space cowboy

 Space cowboy 

Driving our head through the stars

Space cowboy 

Driving our herd through the void

Nebulas 

Black holes 

Never stop us

We have a job to do

Cattle to catch 

Fence to fix

Home on the range

Throughout space

Round up some outlaws 

Space pirates and Gypsies

Sham men and con-men out for your money 

Space cowboy 

Lawman

Comet rider

Just in a gun

Outside

 Out

Under the

Tree

Sliding

In

Down pour

Exciting

Ducks

Don't

Understand

Cracked

Knowledage

Some one help

Disturb

 Dirty

In

Stupid

Turn

Under

Relaxed

Beast

Job

 Just 

Order

Beef

Peas

 Plenty of

Nutrition

At the

Store

Beast

 Breathe

Enter in

Air silent

Something is there

Terrified

Frog

 Forgot

Random

Options

Great

Gnome

 Grab a

Note

Or two

More maybe

Enough already

Spider

 Seasoned

Pepper

In

Deep

Emotional

Readiness

Stressball

 Silly

Torn

Roan

Excite

Something

Somewhere

Back

Ally

Life to

Livr

Farts

 Fat

Art

Rant

Tart

Smart

Rush

 Roach

Under the

Shifting

Hut

Art

Ate 

Random

Tacos

Coffee

 Cook

On

Friday

Fun day

Excitement

Enter in

Peace

 Pumpkins

Eaten

At

Center

Enjoy

Myself

 Munch on

You

Silly

Enjoyment

life is

Full

Up

 Have

Everything

Yet

Around

Rock and roll

Enjoy

Yet

Out 

Understand

Ultra

Problematic

Years

East of the

Trench

Fancy

 Fab

Always in season

Never spoils

Creative

You Rock

Love

 Lost

Out

Visit

Emotions

Tree House

Tight

Ready

Enter

Everywhere

Host

Out

Under

Snake

Enjoy

Tigger

 Tough

In

Good

Graces

Enter

Racoons

Minions

 Many

Interesting 

Note able 

In 

Order to

Nasty

Silliness

Dog

 Don't 

Organize 

Grapefruit

Old

 Out

Live the 

Days

Hippie

 Hippo 

In

Pretty 

Pink

Inviting 

Everyone

Hippie

 Hunt

In

Preparation 

Pumpkin 

In

Environment

People

 Peep

Eat

Out

Poll

Little 

Egor

Death

Down

Earth

Answer 

Tonight 

House

Saterday

 Sassy

Attitude

Towards

Everything

Reaper

Don't

Avenge

Yet kill

Frog

Forgive

Relationships

Or

Guilt trip

Love

 Log

on

Violence

Emotional wreck