I had a strange dream the other night. My dream was set in the jungle, there was a wide open space, a big black pot over a wood fire, a man standing at a table behind the pot reading a cookbook. The heading said “Directions for cooking Tony” at the top of the page. Then it said directions for cooking Tony
Number 1 remember Tony does not want to be cooked, so do not listen to any of his suggestions
Number 2 by following thesedirections Tony will come out juicy, tender, and loaded with flavor.
It never said what is the best way to cook me. I’m not sure I’d even want to know
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