Big Bad Wolf

 The moon shone brightly

As two figure apper from the shadows 

In the light of a street lamp

Both in their mid-rwenties 

One male

One female 

The man's name was Jack

The Woman's name was Jill

They had spent the night running

From the Big Bad Wolf

They went to a nearby house

Owned by Red Riding Hood

Who took them into her home

And hid them the best she could

After a while they came out of hiding

Hood asked " Why is the wolf after you two?"

Jill answered " He wants to put Jack and I in his stew."

Jack added"  He also wants my goose that lays the Golden egg."

Whatever are we to do

Hood thought a moment and came up with a plan

"You two lead the wolf over here.  I hit him with my fying pan."

So Jack and Jill went back out

The wolf saw them and chased them all about

Soon Jack and Jill had him on the run

Hood gave the signal and the two lead the wolf over that way

When the wolf tried to pass Hood's door

THWACK 

And the wolf was layed out on the floor

Jack, Jill, and Riding Hood, buried the wolf in the woods

That was the last of the Big Bad Wolf

He wasn't seen anymore 

The next evening 

The went to the coolest place in town

A Jazz place called " The Wall. 

Owned by Humpty Dumpty or HD. By his friends

Together they celebrated and listened to

The Three Little Pigs jazz trio

Everyone was happy ever after