In the final days....
1.)
All Mimes around the world will gain the ability to speak, and still no
one will care
2.)
All world leaders will gather at a campground, gather around a campfire,
hold hands, and sing the theme to “The Beverly Hillbillies”
3.)
Ten thousand monkeys will form a giant conga line and dance across
America
4.)
All cats around the world will start to Tango, while all long legged
birds around the world will start to Can-Can
5.)
All the world’s military leaders will gather at a campground, gather
around a campfire, hold hands, and sing the theme to “The Brady Bunch”
6.)
We will finally make contacted with life from outer space; the message
will be translated as “You’re where?”
7.)
1,000 Apes will sing the theme to “George of the Jungle”
8.)
Cars will fly and be powered by Egg Yokes
9.)
All people will fall to their knees, and there will be much colorful
language
10.) We will finally make contact with
life from outer space, and NASA, will respond by saying “See, we told you we’d
find something”
11.) All people around the world will
converge at one spot, and for no reason start baking chocolate chip cookies
12.)
There will be no drugs; everyone will get high on cookie dough
13.)
There will finally be an answer to the question “Is the glass half empty
or half full”
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