Flour spilt
everywhere, cream filling caked on the walls and floor, powdered sugar dusted
everywhere are just a few of the signs of the destruction that went on here
today.
Hello my name is Cheese Cake, on the
sene here for the Bakery News Channel.
"Excuse me Mr. Cream Puff
can you tell us what happened?"
" I was just minding my own business, when I overheard the
Doughnuts and the Cupcakes having a fight.
(not sure what about). The fight
grew and soon the Muffins had joined in.
Then every other baked good got in the act. One of the doughnuts started throwing bags of
powdered sugar around. That knocked down
a few. the next thing I know cream
filling and jelly filling went flying by.
I may be a cream puff put I know when it it is time to fight, because
just then two cupcakes charged at me with forks. I grabbed a rolling pin and knocked them both
down. Then someone hit me with a sheet
pan from behind and that is when I blacked out.
Sorry I can't tell you any more."
" That's ok, hope you heal up soon."
"Excuse me, Mr. Blueberry Muffin, what
can you tell us?" "All out war
man, I almost got hit with a pan.
Someone made a slingshot using a rubber band and a cookie cutter, and
they've been firing sprinkles and little bits of candy with it. I filled someone with so much filling they
burst. As you can see, someone got me
with a grater. Look out here comes
another powdered sugar explosion."
"Well this has been an interesting
day. However still no closer to what
started the war." "You want to
know what started the war?" Yes, do
you know something Mr. Doughnut?"
"Know something, Hell I was there.
It started out as a turf war against the doughnuts and the Cupcakes about
space on the shell in the display case.
Soon it grew way out of control as you can see."
"Well thank you for clearing that
up. This is Cheese Cake with the Bakery
News saying goodnight."
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