Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Why I don't play golf

 One time I was asked why I don't play golf.


I answered because the person I was playing with and I would be to busy having sword fights with the golf clubs.


Then they asked what would happen if I played a round of golf alone.


I answered that I would be having sword fights with the air while quoting Shakespeare

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