My child let me tell you a story
Long before the great wipe
Toilet paper stretched for miles
Rows upon rows
You couldn't go nowhere and not find it
Toilet paper was everywhere just for the picking
There was enough to waste
Toilet paper on trees
Toilet paper on houses
Toilet paper on cars
People wrapped up in entire rolls
It was a wonderful time
What happened dad
People got greedy
Fires
Wars
Fist fights
All for a single square of tissue
Blood flowed
Broken bones
Even deaths
Just to wipe your ass
Police
Army
National Guard
Swat team
They were all called to control the crowd
FBI
Secret service
ATF
Were also called in
It was mad
Violence everywhere
Nowhere to run and hide
Defence was up to you and you only
Scary
Yes
Barley survived
We were lucky
We knew how to fight
Knowing each day could be the last
How did you survive
I hid rolls
Helped where needed
Killed a few
Fought backwards
That's how
Wow dad
Must have been scary back then
Your Mother and I
Feared for our lives
People even were robbing houses just for toilet paper and nothing else
So yes we had reason to fear
What about the Government
Dad
They caused it
Raised prices so high
You had to be rich just to buy a pack
That's why people hoarded what they could
Stormed the stores and took all the toilet paper they could
Pushing
Shoving
Isles turn apart upside down or just removed
Desperate for toilet paper they were
People were crazy
People were insane
People were stupid
Over a single square to wipe your ass
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