Everything

 Put booze in the blender

Return the package to sender

The book we will render

Only if we write it

Just make sure the steaks are tender unlike last time

Play a fender

Now you're talking

Feel the vibes

Speak the jive

Be alive

Wine, wine, wine

All the time

Don't sigh

It will be fine

Have a lot of fun

In the sun

Eat hamburgers on a bun

Burn energy run

Total blast

A funny gasp

I finished last

So what you're not trash

Kiss my ass

Don't be so brass

Sorry, habit

Pass gas

Just laugh

Eat grass

Break the glass

Fall on my ass

Take out the trash

Why must I do everything