Steve and Nort (A Nort the Newt story)

Steve the salamander and Nort the newt were talking one day.  Stave asked Nort "What do you love best about my sister Sally?"  Nort answered" She is beautiful, She is willing to put up with me, She is a great cook, And without her my life would be meaningless.?"  "How about you Steve, What do you love about my Sister Natasha?" Nort asked.  " Well Nort I think you stated everything, but I will add that she helps me deal with the stress of having my own cooking show." Steve answered.  Nort added " Speaking of stress, that is one thing I do love about your sister.  Is how she has helped manage my temper and anger problems."  "How's that?" Steve asked  "Well you remember how quickly I would get angry, and then just explode and lash out at anybody and everybody."  Nort said.  Steve nodded.  Nort continued" Sally taught me how to find inner peace through deep breathing, and meditation.  Also Sally and I have enrolled in classes that help us channel our negative energy in a positive way. So yes your sister has really helped me a lot."  Steve said" Natasha has also enrolled us in such classes, they really help in dealing with the stresses of the show.  Deep breathing exercises and meditation help a bunch as well."  "Don't get me wrong Nort the show is stressful and I don't always speak well of it, but truthfully there is nothing I would rather be doing than cooking in front of a camera."