Monday, August 7, 2017

Wendy (A Nort the Newt story)

Wendy the wolf here to tell you how I met Sally the salamander and Nort the newt.  I needed some work done on my house.  A friend of mine at the time suggested Nort the newt.  I wasn't sure but told them to get a hold of him for me.  When Nort arrived I told him what I needed done.  He went right to work.  I never had to keep an eye on him to make sure he was doing his job.  He was very trustworthy, and did a fine job.  When my husband and I were talking about getting married.  We worried about who would be Walter's best man(his brother had been killed in a work related accident.) Or so we were told.  Walter still thinks fowl play. anyway back to what I was saying.  Walter needed a best man.  I suggested Nort.  Walter and Nort had never met.  So I invited Nort to have dinner with us.  He asked if he could bring a dear friend.  I told him he could.  That evening Nort showed up with a lovely young lady on his arm.  Nort said" This is my girlfriend Sally."  The four of us sat at the table and had a wonderful meal.  
          After the meal Walter and Nort went outside to talk.  Sally and I talked and I just fell in love with her and asked if she would be one of my bride's maids.  She said she would.  About that time Nort and Walter came back in just laughing like two crazy people.  Walter said" This young man is a wonderful and charming fellow." then looking at Sally he added" and you young lady should feel lucky to have him as a boyfriend."  Then to all of us"Nort has agreed to be my best man at our wedding."  I said" Guess what, Sally has agreed to be one of my bride's maids."  Then looking at Nort I said" Young man, you should feel very luck to have this charming young lady as your girlfriend."  Nort said" Not a day goes by that I don't count my blessings of having her in my life."

          Then when Nort and Sally got married.  I was one of Sally's bride's maids, and my daughter got to be her flowergirl

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